To Be Sent To Hogwarts-Ahem, I Mean Dalton Acadamy, To Whichever Room He Resides In

Dear Sebastian "Meerkat Face" Smythe,


I heard that you  have a little crush on Blaine "I-wear-bow-ties-better-than-the-Doctor-but-I-avoid-wearing-socks-with-my-espadrilles" Anderson,


even though you know full well he is with the fabulous Kurt.


 And the thing is, you don't even try to hide it. I mean, it was written all over your face during the Warblers performance of Uptown Girl. You may have been singing ABOUT a woman TO a woman, (your teacher, infact)

but you're as straight as...John Barrowman. Oh wait, people question that. Lets use another example. The dance-loving Louis Spence? (And no, I'm not speculating, he has a partner, I read it in Sky magazine. The ever reliable Sky, who enjoy cancelling my subscription to Sky Kids magazine and taking away some of our channels without warning. Oh Sky, how wonderful you are.)
YEAH I SAID IT.

Now, the point in this letter is for me to make the least convincing threat since former-Jordan announced she will find a star on her show Signed By Katie Price. Seb, if you want to split up Klaine, you'll have to get through me first!!!


Told you. About as intimidating as

I imagine you wern't so smirky when Blaine transferred to McKinly High, seeing as it means Kurty Boy gets to see him even more now. I mean, you must have been a bit miffed when the star-Warbler packed up his sunglasses, curl-tamer hair products and "How To Become Dapper In 20 Days" step-by-step guide books and joined the New Directions, right?


  Well, I'll have you know that your dear Blainey transferred because "I can't stand to be away from the one I love" Said Mr. Anderson. And he wasn't talking about his prized collection of bow-ties.
You see, his relationship with the countertenor is much more important to him than the connection you THINK you have with him. Since Kurt's boyfriend (I can sense your eye twitching even as I write this. It's ok, I understand, my eyelids get uncomfortable whenever I see a Blainchel duet or a Blaintana scene) joined William McKinly High School, he's make lots of new friends. Everyone from Artie to Santana (eye twitching) have took to him well. (If you forget about the minor disagreements/jealousy and fighting with Sam and Finn...)

I don't know what you're playing at, calling the New Directions a "joke" and then cheering them on at their competition!
So just be warned, I'm on to you. I know all about your scheming to take Blaine away from Kurt.

I'm watching youuuu.

The downside to this is that I have to hear your annoyingly nice singing voice again -_-

Well, see you later, alligator, as they used to say, before it went out of fashion, never to bee seen again until TOWIE brings it back in some trendy form.

Anyway, I'm rambling.
If I don't see you at Dalton, you'll see me in your nightmarrrreees!

Lots Of Love, (yeah, right!)
Chelsey-Ann

P.S. Seriously. Your voice. STOP! Villians arn't supposed to have talent.

I Was Just Casually Listening To Glee's Version Of Moves Like Jagger..

And I was like:

ok i am sort of sniggering at that gif
erm so yeah as i was saying...
ok that gif is quite distracting.

so yeah i was listening to it and scrolling through the youtube comments, when someone said
that Sebastian should of sung it...

and then! it was like something clicked ....

(ok it could have been the bones in my fingers but thats not the point)
and it was like "that is such a great idea!!!"
and the more i think about it, the more epic it gets...

Listen to it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ_13OspRbY

Just imagine it. Sebastian, wearing...maybe jeans? yeah, not his Warblers outfit, and he's trying to win Blaine's heart.

(Reader: Erm...hang on, I thought you despised Sebastian??)
Yes I know, I know, but I have to admit that I sort of....like... (Reader: Sebastian?) No, I like the drama and the way Sebastian throws a spanner in the works, so to speak, in a sort of Pantomime villan way. There, I said it.


I bet Sebastian's smug face is happy now?


Yeah...thought so -_- Look at him! SMUG!

As Kurt said "I don't like your smirky little meerkat face"
Hehehe. Of course I love meerkats though.

And NO that does not mean I love Sebastian too.

I just think, that him singing moves like Jagger in front of Blaine and others I guess, would be kind of cool. In a sort of:



Kind of way.
Erm, ok not exactly like that. Well maybe a bit less feminine or maybe-but anyway, you get the idea.

As soon as I realised what a great idea this was, I was like:

 "yayyy!!!  neeeeeed to share this ideaaaa"
*falls over*
RUNNING TO DALTON ACADAMY, TO PLEAD WITH SEBASTIAN TO DO HIS VERSION OF THE HIT MAROON 5 SONG

Yeah, never thought I would sat that! I usually try to avoid him...
BUT SERIOUSLY:


I neeeed to share this!!

And then we will all be like:


So Seb, what do you think of the idea...?


Well he's thinking about it...


YAY!!! HE LIKES THE IDEA!!

Great! :D


YEP.

Just Been On Tumblr To Be Presented With Rumours That Sebastian And Blaine Will Kiss And I'm Like:

PLEASE NOOOOOO!! DONT LET THE RUMOURS BE TRUE



I despise Sebastian for wanting to split up the wonderfulness that is Klaine, and if they ever did kiss, I would be so annoyed.


but hopefully, the rumours are just that. rumours. and then, I remember the loving look Blaine gave Kurt when he told him he loves him:
eeeeeeep :D
and the worlds natural order is restored.


HAPPY KURT!



Sebastian is a Klaine-wrecker.  lets hope he moves onto someone else....




What about chewbacca, Seb??? Or anyone else, as long as you STAY AWAY FROM THE BOW-TIE WEARING BOY.
And if he still continues his pursuit of Blaine, I will gather an army of Klaine fans ready to get him!!
Yes!! Let us track him down!!!

WE GOT THIS.

A How-To Blog Post: Glee Fashion :D (Reader: I couldn't be less bothered about this.)

Would you like to know how to get Blaine's style from season 3: The Purple Piano Project?? No??
OK I'll tell you how.

Here is a girl version:

First, put on a plain, black t-shirt
 Attatch a stripy hair bow (or borrow a stripy bow tie) to your T-shirt.

So far, you should look like this:
Ok...actually you'll only look like this if your name is Darren Criss and you are famous for appearing in Starkid. (I'm still not sure what that is...)
But still, should be close enough.

Next, put on a bright red skirt and white skinny belt.
OR, wear white shorts and red tights.
Still, you should look like your style has been inspired by Blaine's outfit:

There ya go, a zoomed out picture. Next, you will need some black brouges/espadrilles. Flat shoes crossed with trainers, basically. Seen in the pic above^^

ACCESORIES: Yellow sunglasses, also seen in the aforementioned photo, will help finish off the look. Along with "tribute jewellery" meaning anything from rings to necklaces, that have a charm which represents the character. For example, a sparkly bow tie ring, or the letter "B" on a necklace.
Well, this has hopefully been an enjoyable post for Klaine and fashion fans alike :) (Reader: Not in the slightest)

Oh no!!! A picture of Sebastian has somehow sneaked onto my blog. :O how did it happen?? I tried to only put kind characters in my blog posts. This is an outrage. He's a Klaine-wrecker!! It must have been those readers who keep putting harsh comments in my blog posts that put the picture in -_-

On a lighter note, according to Rumours spread around Youtube, Damien McGinty's contract has been extended on Glee :D So perhapes the writers DID pay attention to Gleeks.
This calls for another Glee-related picture.
Drum roll please....

Ok then...erm..not quite what I was hoping for, but at least it will please Transformer fans.

Ooooh, guess what, I heard there is a new gadget called the Transformer Prime! Sounds cool :D

Transformers! Robots in disguise!
Transformers! More than meets they eye! *Makes sound of robot transforming into lor-

What??? The product actually has nothing to do with the Transformers brand at all??
Not even a special edition gold Optimistic Prime engraved keyboard...? No? It dosen't come with a Rosie Huntington-Whitley-I-Have-So-Many-More-Names-Even-I-Cant-Pronounce-Them  wallpaper, showing her natural facial expression, which seems to be a pout? No?

What is the world coming to?