The Adventure Of The Flying Crocodile And Gareth Gates's Trip To The Supermarket

Even I, myself, am confused by that title.

It was actually a weird dream I had. Yes I have taken up the hobby of keeping a dream diary, to record these dreams, which usually include The Osmonds starting up a business selling biker jackets, and being unable to escape a room because the creator of Glee was keeping me there, with only Ayeeesha for company.
I almost forgot, here's the Eevee Update:
Eevee is currently settled on a sofa, with a magazine. 

Yeah, that makes it sound like she's human, but..she's not actually reading the magazine, obviously. She's eating the paper.


Here is the daily Ben update: Today and the other day, Ben was helping me with my home school work, so we were doing science experiments, using food, to see, once melted, for example, whether they are irreversible, or reversible processes. In other words, I pretended to learn about thermodynamics while eating chocolate. 

Seeing as I'm writing "Updates", I might as well do an Eastenders update. Here is what has been happening in the show, recently. The Sharon Imposter couldn't decide whether she wanted to marry Phil or Jack, so she went back to Jack. But then she argued with him and told him he can't tell her what to do, and what career to have, and then she almost turned into The Real Sharon, until she forgave Jack. Meanwhile, Kat got angry and yelled at Alfie, saying he's despicable, while she has her 145th affair, and refused to take the blame for any of her actions. Apparently, if you look up the meaning of "hypocritical" in the dictionary, it says Kat Moon.
Also, Cora started being mean to Dot, while her daughter Ava "I Turn Up In Random Scenes, Say Two Lines Of Dialogue, Then Leave" Hartman, went to the Queen Vic with the other women. Also, it was Ian's birthday, which Sharon did not attend. But it makes sense, of course, seeing as it was The Sharon Imposter. Meanwhile, Alice keeps hiding people's shoes behind the sofa, so they can't find them, and Max finally chose which wife he wants to be with, for that week. Kirsty was making an effort to bond with Abi and Lauren, but then Tanya Branning/Cross/Hartman/Beale/Mitchell turned up, and Oscar finally reappered. Talking of the Albert Square Children returning, Bobby came back, on Friday's episode. This was more than a little confusing, as a random boy came into that shop that Denise works in, and I was even more confused when she called him "Bobby." I finally realised that this child was actually Bobby Beale, but of course, he had been recast. Kamil Masood will probably not be seen again, though, since Zainab booked a plane flight within ten minutes of breaking up with Masood, and took Kamil to another country. The plot twist of the week was that..the Masoods remembered Shabnam's existence. DUN DUN DUN.


Normally, I end a post with a picture of Cliff Richard, The Osmonds, or The Bee Gees, but I will be more generous today, and put a pictures of them all.









Oops a picture of Kimberly Whalen somehow ended up in the blog post. Obviously it wasn't on purpous. Apparently, if you type in "most beautiful Actress And Singer" into Google, her name appears. Or at least, it should do.