Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Chelsey Channel: Night Of The Chelseys

Mwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are in a dark room. The silence is the loudest noise and it scares you the most. What was that?! You know your not alone. No one is ever alone in this room. A single light comes on. You look for the door but it's painted black. You dare turn around. What do you see? A werewolf? No. A vampire? No. Spongebob? Uh... no. You see a 11 year old girl with pigtails and a black outfit. More lights come on. Exact clones appear. The first one says "Welcome to The Night Of The Chelseys."
"Is that a ITV1 drama?" You whimper. "No." She replies. "Oh, ok then."
What room are you in? Your in a living room. Theres been a powercut.
I hope you enjoyed that...interesting advertisment. It is for the special Chelsey Channel: Night Of The Chelseys Halloween special! It will feature your worst nightmare...a room full of Chelseys. Oooooooooooh. That dosen't work does it?

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