Girls, Stand Up!

Why does Ben have to keep rubbing his tummy while I'm trying to type?! It must be somthing to do with the womb. I am holding a new contest to find a hilarious new
comedienne! So if your a girl of any age, and want to enter a contest just for the fun of it, or you actually want to be a comedienne or you just feel sorry for us because we probably won't get any entrys, just upload a video of you (or if you're a double act, both of you) doing a funny stand up routine. My brothers Ben and James will be the judges with me. Ben, what are you looking for in the contestents, you know, requierments, that sort of thing? An act that is funny. I think we all want that Ben. Also, a routine that has a good set of jokes and any other thing that the acts may want add to their act, like songs for example. Ok, and what type of contestents are you looking for? Any body who wants to enter as long as theyre a girl. Oh fine but you will wish you had put somthing more spesific when we get disturbing circus acts. You will see skin stretched over places skin shoudn't be stretched over. The only rules are that you have to be females (drag queens and Cliff Richard stay put) and your routine has to be sutaible for all ages seeing as this blog is made by a 12 year old but that dosen't mean you have to dance around like a tellytubby though! So send in your video and it will appear on the blog. What are you waiting for girls, start scraping- I mean- shows what's on my mind!