SHEEP PLACENTA. Ok, now that I've got your attention, I would like to put in a request. Jake, Robin Gibb and Irene Fisher all need milking. Robin can be located at the Plantation Centre section of Morrisons, (Marion is not willing to do the milking! So bring in Daniel Gibbs who works there) Irene and Jake are at Barry's friends ranch. What is Jake doing at her ranch??????? (jealousy raaagees. Calms down.) Barry says it's so that he can dip his head in the BBQ sauce. More on that later.
Funny incident: Barry secretly filming me doing a strange dance. Video is edited to feature the Swagger Jagger song in the background, video is leaked onto Youtube. Video is viewed by my friends who roll about laughing. Awkwwaaaaard.
Said video can be viewed herrreee
(sings in jazz voice) I see the sunshineeeee in her eyes, I see the moonlight kiss her goodbyeeeeee
Tribute to Eevee.
Though she IS technically male. (bit like you then?) I'm going to ignore that comment.
Well actually, Eevee's head and paws are female, her bottom is male and named Greg, her tail is male and named Pete (not to be confused with Pete and Sponge) and her neck is female and named Susan.
No wonder she gets confused with who she's meant to be mating with.
You know, Irene is actually going along on a date of Barry's so she can take notes on how to behave on a date, when she asks Eevee out.
Yes, you read that right.
And Eevee actually said yes to going out. Well, she can't speak but you know what I mean. (no, I don't)
Here is a surreal converstation between me and the B to the A to the RRYyyyy on Facebook. It sums us up really. And also tell you more about my relation Irene. Did you know her mum is a goat and so are her other family members? She's the odd one out. It might explain some of her behavior, such as, I saw her putting her toes through the letterbox and trying to squeeze in. It was dark outside and yet she was still doing her topless push ups. Actually, I don't think it does explain her behavior. O_0
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
Hi Barry! hows it going?
where is Irene she is meant to be coming round today
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
shes milking her ..
ah its sunny today!
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
who is milking Irene?
*sings* the sun comes out, so does irenes milk..
Barry Stuart
Mathhew
Matthew*
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
but you said "she" is milking Irene. Matthew is a he
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
oihhhh dearr
not any more
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh. no wonder i haven't heard from him for a few days...
awkward....
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhhhhhh
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
do you mind if I put our convo on my blog?
im updating it
your face could do with updating too
oh who said that!
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
hahahaa ok
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
im looking for Irene on facebook
but im not sure if I found the right one
this one is married, Irene isn't married
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhh noo
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
Irene's breast swinging programme has now begun
beginners class is available.
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
thats what i could hear going on downstairs
i knew there was talk of mangos.........
but thats not what i was thinkin
g*
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh...wow
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohh crikey
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
moving on.......
Greg is being fed
that rhymes
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
haha
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
good profile pic!
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhh snooping officer is picking up where the ticket inspector left off
it wasnt me,it was snoozy
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
haha
i am not the ticket inspector!
i wonder what placenta actually looks like
cos actually, a lot of people eat it
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
haha
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
well you never see what it looks like, do you?
oh mum said it looks like a plate
....
and that youve got one to
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
*too
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
yyyyh
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
yeaahhhh
Her horse ranch
as in, horseradish ranch dip
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
mmmmmmmm
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
yep
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
shes dipping her onion rings into the barbecue sauce as we speak
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
i really should try it
haha cool!
yum
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
I sent Jake round alread
to dip his head in
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
yay!
i want to too!
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
and afterwards, I can clean sauce off Jakes head to restore his hairs wonderful spikiness XD
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
hahaa
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh yeah cos we had onion rings
and the mushrooms
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
mmm
and her special sauce
made with REAL mustard
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
cool!
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
from REAL RANCHS
across europe
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
REAL
yep
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
FAKE
oh deaaaaaaaaar
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
INBETWEEN
ohhh deeeearrrrrry meeee
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
hahaihsjdiahfd
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
People like your status
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
Yeah
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
no
yes
maybe
shake it all about
oh. Irene is already doing that
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
hahaha
oh give the woman some dignity
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
haha
no
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
she was doing pushups with her breasts the other night
i didnt see of course, Bernard told me
i can hear you giggling away
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh no!
how can you hear me giggling?
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
HAHAHAHAHAHA
erm im not ureeee
sure
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH ER NO
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
Look at Eevee
hahahaha
caojdxhs
can you see what shes doing?
shes doing pushusups with her breasts
look at her...who taught her to do that
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
no, thankfully I cant see
where is she?
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhh dont know
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
then how can you see her?
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
you told me
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
no, you told me
you know you did
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
iwuj etoirh[tjpfojy oi;exhrd;oighdorcj
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
Bazza
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
spam bot alert
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oh dear
I just deleted my facebook
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh dear
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
oh nooooooooo
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
nooooo!!!!!!
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohh dear oh dear
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
awkward
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
i shouldnt of pressed so many buttons
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
nope
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ahaha me matey
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
er no
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
errr me matey
eevees doing pushups again
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
ive got a pic of her to show you
i will put it on facebook
one sec
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
oh thankyou
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
Chelsy's come back!!!
Chelsy Cliff
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
awwwwwwwwwww
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
good news
well done
Parachute is activated in t-minus second
s*
if you want the burger ask Eevee
shes doing pushups in the lounge with one arm behind her back
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
yesss
uh, oh
I think she should have done it with both arms...
and a top on
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhh no
its all dangling
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
sometimes, less is more. not in this case
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
her prized possesions
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
but her breasts are swollen in summer?
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
has she had any work done on them?
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
she confided in me...
no they swell
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
ahh
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
mine do too
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
that was good she confided in you
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
then they shrink in winter
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
yeahh
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
what!!!
well, that was not told in conficence now, was it? cos you told me
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
she said u could help her
you would know what to do
they inflate like balloons
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
im not sure I do know what to do
ive never known something like that to happen
maybe she has excess milk>
>
?
that can happen sometimes
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
but she stores grape juice in there?
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
well there you go. thats the reason why they swell. needs draining. how did she get it in there?
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
theres juggling going on downstairs
aww I seee!
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
ohhh
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
haha
how does she re attach them?
and so effortlessly. I must know her secret
shes doing her rounds now
going round squeezing juice in peoples teas
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
she cant do that!
w
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
ell apparently she can...
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
she did it since day one
free juice. who can complain?
thats downright rude that is
her juice is lovely
freshly squeezed
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh dear. yeah, I will be supportive, but now I will not be able to hear the words freshly squeezed the same ever again...
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
hahaa
morrissson do freshly squeezed juice
its better ntaural
natural* sorry
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh. thats where they get it from
yeah its good
can I ask you something?
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
Although i have always wondered why it's always female staff working on the juice...especially Marion
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
its about jonathan
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
yes
Ok......
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh yeah...thats true
ok
well there was a lot of confusion with jonathan
he was being a boy...
and then i had to make a desicion
but I couldnt
so i said no
then he got annoyed
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
er??
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
i havent finished
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ok
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
so I took him off my friends list
then just now
he came on msn
and sent me a messsage
but I dont get what he means
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
he put:
"sort"
then he put a heart
????
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
oh
thats weird
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
just like boys sometimes dont get girls, sometimes i dont get boys
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
not any slang I know
haha
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
hmm yeah
yeah so thats why im confused
so I said "hello..." and then he didnt say anything
Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhhh
i think only he can explain
Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
yeah
hmmm ok
well he is still on msn
but he made me choose
straight away
you cant just make a decision straight away
Well there you go ;) You owe me £20.
Just KIDDING around ;)
But Irene certainly isn't.
Great blog post once again:)
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