Me: The Bee Gees Are The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread. Mum: No! Donny Osmond Is The Best Thing Since..Since The Invention Of Chocolate

I LOVE GLEE
GLEE IS THE BEST
KLAINE FOREVER!

Just had to say that...Seeing as I haven't posted on here since my obsession with Glee began.


Blaine: (one on the right) I know how much you love music, so, I gave you Cliff Richard's amount of talent, in a box :)
Kurt: Awww, you shouldn't have.

I had a dream where me, Barry and Ben were all imitating Rory Flanagan from Glee's Irish accent.
Then we were watching Rev (BBC show about a vicar didn't you know?) and some woman was showing Kurt around some Woods and Blaine was somewhere too.
Random?

"Yay! Two girls, who to pick??" I hate to break this to you, but Santana and Brittany kind of love eachother. Sorry.

Blue Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ySYNPvrqk

Ok...I knew Rory had a fantastical speaking voice and fantastical singing voice but I didn't realise it was that good...
I don't know who sung this song originally but I know tha Marie Osmond has covered it!
I was watching the new Glee episode, Extraordinary Merry Christmas, when all of a sudden Rory started singing. If they don't let Rory go on to Season 4, Ben knows that I would protest. With Sugar Motta's..ahem..interesting singing style, we need more talent.

My family must be wondering what in the world I am talking about when I say I hope to "Ship" two characters such as Klaine..
Dear readers, just in case you didn't know, it means I would like to partake in posting pictures of Klaine or putting seperate pictures of Kurt and Blaine together and posting the pics on the likes of Tumblr.
You can also ship characters who have a friendship, for example, Sam and Rory makes Ram! Well, people are calling them Sory but I think Ram sounds cooler.
Other Ships:
Finn + Rachel = Finchel
Brittany + Santana = Brittana
Sam + Mercedes = Samcedes



That's it Blaine, sing Tom Jones' It's Not Unusual surrounded by cheerleaders (for the male viewers) and a purple piano,  we'll just forget all about the original version...



Sanana's Best Insults:
"I am a rude person* but I’m willing to change. I won’t tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might mistake her for the endangered white rhino.”

“I hear that Rachel’s got a bit of a schnozz. (nose) I wouldn’t know because, like Medusa, I try to avoid eye contact with her.”

“I’m definitely sure that Tina’s (who is Asian) looked into getting an eye deslanting.”

“Maybe Rachel’s fine with having an enormous beak. (nose..) Maybe she needs it to crack hard seeds.”

I think Santana rivals Sue Sylvester in the insults category.

Rumour Has It/Someone Like You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb7zjKkLCoQ

:D :D
And..just when I thought a Santana/Mercedes mash up couldn't get any better, along came:

Survivor/I Will Survive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb7zjKkLCoQ


The standards are now very high, Santana.

"At first I was afraid, then I was petrified"
I know right? I think everyone gets that feeling when they see Cliff Richard emerging from the water, half naked.
Contrary to that, according to Amazon, Cliff's 2011 calender is one of their biggest selling calender O_o

Woman on Bingo advert to man: What's your favourite joke?
Ben: ITV

oh dear...


And I leave you with this:
(I was making a Klaine poster)
Me: Hmm, what symbol could represent Klaine?
Barry: Um, maybe some grass, or earth or the ground?
Me: ....(slightly confused...)
And why do you think that would represent Klaine, Barry?
Barry: Because clay comes from the ground...
Me: Nooo I said Klaine, not CLAY. K-L-A-I-N-E.
Barry: Ohhh I see. Who is Klaine?

-_-
 
*I changed the wording, in case you didn't notice.

The IMac Invincible....? I Don't Think So! Megatron Is Invincible... And Choosy Turns 14

Party Like It's Not Your Birthdayyyyyyyy! Oh. But it was my birthday on the 3rd Nov..............
And now I am 14!!! (Reader: Going on 4....... Me: What's wrong with 4 year olds? Children are great!)

Now it's bonfire night and the fireworks have started....

In Other News, Selena Gomez goes all Nicki Minaj in the preview of her new video Congratulations To Me....
I think that says it all.... O_o
But I do still love Selena!


Daniel is sitting at his iMac which has a big X on the middle of the screen which is suspicious....this being weeks after Mr Gibbs told us that the iMac does not get glitches...O_o

Ok, ok he is actually installing Mac OS X but I wanted to make scandal out of something.

Actually I think there is enough scandal already.
That reminds me, I haven't listened to Justin Bieber's Baby for a while

Awkward

Rumour has it Cliff Richard has a crush on Megatron!!!

But it's just a rumour...right??

Check out www.bazzablogger.blogspot.com!!!!! Barry Bee's fantastical bloggggg. Had to advertise that again ;)
WARNING: YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE CHELSEY'S FACE. THIS MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO SAY "UGGGH" IN DISGUST AND YOU MAY HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR A FEW DAYS AFTERWARDS. TO FORGET THE OFFENSIVE IMAGERY YOU HAVE EXPERIENCED, GO OFF THIS WEBSITE IMMEDIATELY AND TYPE IN "ROSIE HUNTINGNTON-WHITLEY" INTO GOOGLE IMAGES TO HEAL YOUR EYES

Choosy, in the middle of choosing which bottom is best? The rabbit's rear on the far left, or the teddy bear's derrière on the left? 

Cliffy Boy's Soulicious Tour...I'm sure Donny Osmond was the first to snap up the tickets

My friend Elizabeth did this photo edit for me :) Note the La Roux reference! :D

Me as Bellossom from Pokemon! My Halloween Cosplay...

Another Bellossom look...I made the background with Paint program..Hope you like the pics!

Yeahh, a special online photo album for you! Enjoy :) I spent a lot of time on the last two :) (Reader: Actually I was disgusted by your pictures, they offend me greatly and I find your face rude and inappropriate. Me: I didn't ask you, Joan Rivers.)


And what do  I say to tuning 14 years old? Congratulations To Me! :D

Irene's National Monuments And What Happens When Someone Tries To Run A Hospital In Essex

We've got some snide comments by Barry today! ;) Plus The Final Frontier including Cliff Richard vs. Donny Osmond. Tense.

Barry: I don't like Steps, they keep taking steps back.

Cliff Richard. Closing down sale.

If I Was A Boy, by Robin Gibb.

Cliff Richard. Supporting artist: Donny Osmond.

Daniel: Instead of Cliff Richard And The Shadow, Cliff Richard in the shadow.

Barry: Cliff Richard and Donny Osmond. Back to Back. Donny: I wish I could sing. Cliff: Well at least I sung for one year of my life.

Cliff Richard: Come and get me Donny Osmond!

Cliff: I know your jealous Donny Osmond!

Cliff: Looking this good takes Donny Osmond ages.

Cliff: I may be older than Donny, but I've sold more records.

Cliff: I caught you looking at me, Donny

Marie Osmond: I know your jealous, Cliff.

Cliff: Getting a little senile, Donny?

Donny: You can talk, Cliff

Marie: Marie's Greatest Hits. Cliff, where are your greatest hits? Actually, where are your hits altogether?

The Bee Gees. Plus Cliff Richard. Touring the UK!

Cliff, the lost Bee Gee.

Barry Gibb: Stop strumming my guitar, Taylor Swift.

Cliff Richard's increasing Bust size.

Cliff Richard's new autobiography: How I've Delt With My Increasing Bust Size Over The Years

Cliff Richards inapropriatly placed lingerie department. Makes me faint.

Irene likes to think her breasts are like national monuments.

I drew a picture of her carrying the Olympic torch. (have a look) Between her breasts, of course.
Well Irene never does anything in a normal way, does she?
You might not be able to read the caption I wrote on the pic. It says "Who will run with the Olympic Torch? Turn on the TV to see...Irene! Showing off the huge Olympic sights. And I'm not talking about the stadium."

Mum went to Queen Elizabeth's Hospital today. Yeahh, that was a walk in the park! I say, a bit too sarcastically. It was...disgraceful. You see, mum has arthritis and because her hospital appointment was cancelled by a year, she didn't have any medication for a year!
After a lot of hassle and waiting, mum was told she was going to see a doctor she didn't want to. So she asked to speak to another doctor. He was hardly listening to what she was saying! So she decided to test him. See if he was really listening to her. She said "so I have been taking boxes and boxes of painkillers, I keep taking the pills one after another" Of course that isn't true, but that kind of statement should have rung alarm bells with doctors. Should have made him say "Don't do that, you are taking way to many pills" But what did he do? He ignored it.

Seriously.

There were some students in the room with mum and the doctor, who said they had to be there. So I'm sure they were putting on a good front for the students, making them think that this is a fantatically run hospital with kind doctors and a wonderful service.

That's like saying the Bee Gees have smooth, hairless skin.

Because as soon as those students leave, the hospital can go back to it's poor service.
I would have walked up to those students and said, "You think this is a good hospital to work in? It's disgraceful. Either completly change it for the better or get out of here as soon as you can"

I'll leave you to think about that rather-more-serious article ;)
Take note, Dave!

And I leave you with this:

They all think I'm too white and Nerdy.

Youtube it. Weird Al + Donny Osmond after a few too many Lucazades = Legendary.