THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

Your fabulous fact for the day: Above sentence feautures at least one of all the letters of the alphabet! (now Danny Gibbers* is gonna comment on this saying "I told you that fact you trout!!" maybe without the last part) It also features all the letters needed to spell "Irene". And also "despicable". Make the comparison -_-

Me casually sitting on our leather brown pouffe. 

Benji decides to join me. 

He sits down and I am launched off the pouffe!!! Like a reaction from a see-saw if you imagine, you're sitting on the see-saw and someone sits down on the other end and woahh!! your launched into the air!!! That's what happened to me, several times. 

*Daniel Gibbs. who else?

Irene's National Monuments And What Happens When Someone Tries To Run A Hospital In Essex

We've got some snide comments by Barry today! ;) Plus The Final Frontier including Cliff Richard vs. Donny Osmond. Tense.

Barry: I don't like Steps, they keep taking steps back.

Cliff Richard. Closing down sale.

If I Was A Boy, by Robin Gibb.

Cliff Richard. Supporting artist: Donny Osmond.

Daniel: Instead of Cliff Richard And The Shadow, Cliff Richard in the shadow.

Barry: Cliff Richard and Donny Osmond. Back to Back. Donny: I wish I could sing. Cliff: Well at least I sung for one year of my life.

Cliff Richard: Come and get me Donny Osmond!

Cliff: I know your jealous Donny Osmond!

Cliff: Looking this good takes Donny Osmond ages.

Cliff: I may be older than Donny, but I've sold more records.

Cliff: I caught you looking at me, Donny

Marie Osmond: I know your jealous, Cliff.

Cliff: Getting a little senile, Donny?

Donny: You can talk, Cliff

Marie: Marie's Greatest Hits. Cliff, where are your greatest hits? Actually, where are your hits altogether?

The Bee Gees. Plus Cliff Richard. Touring the UK!

Cliff, the lost Bee Gee.

Barry Gibb: Stop strumming my guitar, Taylor Swift.

Cliff Richard's increasing Bust size.

Cliff Richard's new autobiography: How I've Delt With My Increasing Bust Size Over The Years

Cliff Richards inapropriatly placed lingerie department. Makes me faint.

Irene likes to think her breasts are like national monuments.

I drew a picture of her carrying the Olympic torch. (have a look) Between her breasts, of course.
Well Irene never does anything in a normal way, does she?
You might not be able to read the caption I wrote on the pic. It says "Who will run with the Olympic Torch? Turn on the TV to see...Irene! Showing off the huge Olympic sights. And I'm not talking about the stadium."

Mum went to Queen Elizabeth's Hospital today. Yeahh, that was a walk in the park! I say, a bit too sarcastically. It was...disgraceful. You see, mum has arthritis and because her hospital appointment was cancelled by a year, she didn't have any medication for a year!
After a lot of hassle and waiting, mum was told she was going to see a doctor she didn't want to. So she asked to speak to another doctor. He was hardly listening to what she was saying! So she decided to test him. See if he was really listening to her. She said "so I have been taking boxes and boxes of painkillers, I keep taking the pills one after another" Of course that isn't true, but that kind of statement should have rung alarm bells with doctors. Should have made him say "Don't do that, you are taking way to many pills" But what did he do? He ignored it.

Seriously.

There were some students in the room with mum and the doctor, who said they had to be there. So I'm sure they were putting on a good front for the students, making them think that this is a fantatically run hospital with kind doctors and a wonderful service.

That's like saying the Bee Gees have smooth, hairless skin.

Because as soon as those students leave, the hospital can go back to it's poor service.
I would have walked up to those students and said, "You think this is a good hospital to work in? It's disgraceful. Either completly change it for the better or get out of here as soon as you can"

I'll leave you to think about that rather-more-serious article ;)
Take note, Dave!

And I leave you with this:

They all think I'm too white and Nerdy.

Youtube it. Weird Al + Donny Osmond after a few too many Lucazades = Legendary.

Hilma Is Printable Now?! And Other Suprises

Well, hello Choosy fans ;) Haven't blogged for a while.
Yes I am Choosy now. Chelsey by day, superhero Choosy by night.
Find me on billboards. Find her before she finds you.
Because she's waiting to send hedgehogs to you through your door.
And every single one of them are named Sonic.

Me: I want to marry a man named Tristan! I love that name.
Barry: But he has a square nose
Me: It's ok...
Barry: You can't trust a man with a square nose. Hilma told me.

I am officially obsessed with La Roux. I paint their song lyrics on my nails, I have t-shirts bearing Elly's face and lyrics. I talk about them day and night :D
I love their songs!!!!! La Roux And Elly Jackson forever!!!!

Me and the family were playing a game where we write loads of words, cut them up, put them in a box, pick them out randomly and make sentences with them. It's so funny. Irene's name keeps coming up in the game, we are beginning to wonder how many of us are thinking about Irene! Mum does her sentence. "I was at the post office, and someone tapped me on the shoulder. Who should it be but.." (picks up a random word from the box) "IRENE!!!" (we are thinking how many Irene's were put in the game??? and yes, who else would be in the post office but Irene.)"Erm yes, she plauges my life and turns up when I don't want her to. So I asked her, what does she want this time?" Mum just summed up Irene's life and the game!
I also noticed Des O' Conner kept popping up in the game too...someone has an obsession with him :P

What happens if your "pardon me" gets refused?

O_o I haven't thought about it before. I guess if someone said "No, I don't accept your pardon me." The person would either slap you, look at you like your weird or just excuse themselves anyway.

Me and Bazza were looking at a website with lists of what MP's and PM's voted for.
Me: Irene Fisher voted strongly for public naturism.

I got my first bad review for this blog the other week!!! :D Why am I so happy about it, you don't ask? Because not everyone is gonna like, or understand this blog. It has a lot of things to do with what goes on in my family so people might think "what is she talking about???" so the best thing I can do is to update my Chelsey's Dictionary, to help people understand the blog more :P

Barry: Irene's blossoming in the garden. She'll be a while!
A hedgehog was nipping at her buds.

Me: Wha...?

Barry: The flowers

Me: Oh.

Rice Of the Melting Ice Cream

Slopppy empiree.

Today I made a ballerina costume. For all you hairy, male sumo wrestlers (plus Irene) here's how to make it:
You Will Need:
Either 2 ribbons or 2 plaited yarn peices
Ballerina style leotard with skirt
Lacy skirt
Belt
flats

Instructions:
Wear the lacy skirt over the leotard skirt so you can just take the lacy one off when doing ballet :)
Make the flats into ballerina shoes buy tying the ribbon/yarn around your ankles in a bow.
Put onnn the belt

Your done! Now all you need is the muscle strength that Irene has...

Female Goat + Male Goat = Irene Fisher..?

Your maths equation of the dayy ;)
Irene was outside our house the other day.

Bazza: Irene's outside again
Me: oh, is she trying to put her toes through the letter box again?

It is her toes she's putting through first isn't it...?

Barry: *looks out window* I can't promise you that.



Shooting stars is backkk. its so funny and surreal.
Guess what? (your not going to do any more blog posts??? :D im so happy)
Ignoring that.
No, what it is, is I have loads more pen pals now!! I have had pen pals for years. I joined studentsoftheworld.info (I was already joined but lost the log in details) and some other pen friend sites,
and in the afternoon the next day I had about 15 pen pal emails!!! :D it was great. I have been getting more emails through out the day :D

Someone, in this household, has been telling me things. Exaggerating truth, so that, when I was younger, and didn't know better, I would believe these tales. They Include:

There are 24 countries
The Queen Mother is not related to the Queen
That I went to Brighton 2 times and I'm sure I went only once
Mum's favourite singer was Cliff Richard, not Donny.

I don't know which one of those is furthest from the truth!!!
I think, when I was younger, I saw all these Cliff videos and photos and assumed he was mums favourite singer, next to Donnyyyy.

Mum tells me she did not have any videos of Cliff Richard.

This just got spoookyy.

I still do not know who told me these things. It's so strange. I have had weird memories, like Mustard Matthew cutting my unbilical cord in the bathroom when I was about 3. I WAS born at home but surely by the age of 3 my unbilibal cord would be cut????

By the age of 3 I was selcouth.* But without being wonderful. I was slowly evolving into the dodginess I am today :)

I love watching Miranda on BBC :) shes so funny! Mum said she has grown on her too.

There's more growing on Irene... O_o

This just got more spoookierr


*unfamiliar, rare, strange, marvellous, wonderful

Thinking About Buying Some Juice From Morrisons? Think Again...

SHEEP PLACENTA. Ok, now that I've got your attention, I would like to put in a request. Jake, Robin Gibb and Irene Fisher all need milking. Robin can be located at the Plantation Centre section of Morrisons, (Marion is not willing to do the milking! So bring in Daniel Gibbs who works there) Irene and Jake are at Barry's friends ranch. What is Jake doing at her ranch??????? (jealousy raaagees. Calms down.) Barry says it's so that he can dip his head in the BBQ sauce. More on that later.

Funny incident: Barry secretly filming me doing a strange dance. Video is edited to feature the Swagger Jagger song in the background, video is leaked onto Youtube. Video is viewed by my friends who roll about laughing. Awkwwaaaaard.

Said video can be viewed herrreee 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnhUoptc48

(sings in jazz voice) I see the sunshineeeee in her eyes, I see the moonlight kiss her goodbyeeeeee

Tribute to Eevee.

Though she IS technically male. (bit like you then?) I'm going to ignore that comment. 

Well actually, Eevee's head and paws are female, her bottom is male and named Greg, her tail is male and named Pete (not to be confused with Pete and Sponge) and her neck is female and named Susan.

No wonder she gets confused with who she's meant to be mating with.

You know, Irene is actually going along on a date of Barry's so she can take notes on how to behave on a date, when she asks Eevee out.

Yes, you read that right.

And Eevee actually said yes to going out. Well, she can't speak but you know what I mean. (no, I don't)

Here is a surreal converstation between me and the B to the A to the RRYyyyy on Facebook. It sums us up really. And also tell you more about my relation Irene. Did you know her mum is a goat and so are her other family members? She's the odd one out. It might explain some of her behavior, such as, I saw her putting her toes through the letterbox and trying to squeeze in. It was dark outside and yet she was still doing her topless push ups. Actually, I don't think it does explain her behavior. O_0

Chelsey-Ann Stuart
Hi Barry! hows it going?
where is Irene she is meant to be coming round today

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
shes milking her ..
ah its sunny today!

Chelsey-Ann Stuart
who is milking Irene?
*sings* the sun comes out, so does irenes milk..

Barry Stuart
Mathhew
Matthew*

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
but you said "she" is milking Irene. Matthew is a he

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
oihhhh dearr
not any more

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
 oh. no wonder i haven't heard from him for a few days...
awkward....

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhhhhhh

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
do you mind if I put our convo on my blog?
im updating it
your face could do with updating too
oh who said that!

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
hahahaa ok

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
im looking for Irene on facebook
but im not sure if I found the right one
this one is married, Irene isn't married

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhh noo

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart

Irene's breast swinging programme has now begun
beginners class is available.

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
thats what i could hear going on downstairs
i knew there was talk of mangos.........
but thats not what i was thinkin
g*

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart

oh...wow

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohh crikey

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
moving on.......
Greg is being fed
that rhymes

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
haha

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
good profile pic!

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhh snooping officer is picking up where the ticket inspector left off
it wasnt me,it was snoozy

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
 haha
i am not the ticket inspector!
i wonder what placenta actually looks like
cos actually, a lot of people eat it

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
haha

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
well you never see what it looks like, do you?
oh mum said it looks like a plate
....
and that youve got one to

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
*too

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
yyyyh

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
yeaahhhh
Her  horse ranch
as in, horseradish ranch dip

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
mmmmmmmm

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
yep

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
shes dipping her onion rings into the barbecue sauce as we speak

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
i really should try it
haha cool!
yum

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
I sent Jake round alread
to dip his head in

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
yay!
i want to too!

Wednesday
Barry Stuart


Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
and afterwards, I can clean sauce off Jakes head to restore his hairs wonderful spikiness XD

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
hahaa

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart

oh yeah cos we had onion rings
and the mushrooms

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
mmm
and her special sauce
made with REAL mustard

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
cool!

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
from REAL RANCHS
across europe

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
REAL
yep

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
FAKE
oh deaaaaaaaaar

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
INBETWEEN
ohhh deeeearrrrrry meeee

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
hahaihsjdiahfd

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
People like your status

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
Yeah

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
no
yes
maybe
shake it all about
oh. Irene is already doing that

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
hahaha
oh give the woman some dignity

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
haha
no

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
she was doing pushups with her breasts the other night
i didnt see of course, Bernard told me
i can hear you giggling away

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh no!
how can you hear me giggling?

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
HAHAHAHAHAHA
erm im not ureeee
sure

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH ER NO

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
Look at Eevee
hahahaha
caojdxhs
can you see what shes doing?
shes doing pushusups with her breasts
look at her...who taught her to do that

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
no, thankfully I cant see
where is she?

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhh dont know

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
then how can you see her?

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
you told me

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
no, you told me
you know you did

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
iwuj etoirh[tjpfojy oi;exhrd;oighdorcj

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
Bazza

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
spam bot alert
edsojgd'jm8kfjhophnmjbposiahopijo
oh dear
I just deleted my facebook

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh dear

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
oh nooooooooo

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
nooooo!!!!!!


Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohh dear oh dear

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
awkward

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
i shouldnt of pressed so many buttons

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
nope

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ahaha me matey

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
er no

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
errr me matey
eevees doing pushups again

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart

ive got a pic of her to show you
i will put it on facebook
one sec

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
oh thankyou

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart


Wednesday
Barry Stuart


Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart

Chelsy's come back!!!
Chelsy Cliff

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
awwwwwwwwwww

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart


Wednesday
Barry Stuart
good news
well done
Parachute is activated in t-minus second
s*
if you want the burger ask Eevee
shes doing pushups in the lounge with one arm behind her back

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
yesss
uh, oh
I think she should have done it with both arms...
and a top on

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhh no
its all dangling

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
sometimes, less is more. not in this case

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
her prized possesions

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart


Wednesday
Barry Stuart
but her breasts are swollen in summer?

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
has she had any work done on them?

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
she confided in me...
no they swell

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
ahh

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
mine do too

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
that was good she confided in you

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
then they shrink in winter

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
yeahh

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
what!!!
well, that was not told in conficence now, was it? cos you told me

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
she said u could help her
you would know what to do
they inflate like balloons

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
im not sure I do know what to do
ive never known something like that to happen
maybe she has excess milk>
>
?
that can happen sometimes

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
but she stores grape juice in there?

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
well there you go. thats the reason why they swell. needs draining. how did she get it in there?

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
theres juggling going on downstairs
aww I seee!

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
ohhh

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
haha
how does she re attach them?
and so effortlessly. I must know her secret
shes doing her rounds now
going round squeezing juice in peoples teas

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart


Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
she cant do that!
w

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
ell apparently she can...

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
she did it since day one
free juice. who can complain?
thats downright rude that is
her juice is lovely
freshly squeezed

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh dear. yeah, I will be supportive, but now I will not be able to hear the words freshly squeezed the same ever again...

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
hahaa
morrissson do freshly squeezed juice
its better ntaural
natural* sorry

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh. thats where they get it from
yeah its good

can I ask you something?

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
Although i have always wondered why it's always female staff working on the juice...especially Marion

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
its about jonathan

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
yes
Ok......

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
oh yeah...thats true
ok
well there was a lot of confusion with jonathan
he was being a boy...
and then i had to make a desicion
but I couldnt
so i said no
then he got annoyed

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
er??

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
i havent finished


Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ok

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
so I took him off my friends list
then just now
he came on msn
and sent me a messsage
but I dont get what he means

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
he put:
"sort"
then he put a heart
????

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
oh
thats weird

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
just like boys sometimes dont get girls, sometimes i dont get boys

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
not any slang I know
haha

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
hmm yeah
yeah so thats why im confused
so I said "hello..." and then he didnt say anything

Wednesday
Barry Stuart
ohhhh
i think only he can explain

Wednesday
Chelsey-Ann Stuart
yeah
hmmm ok
well he is still on msn
but he made me choose
straight away
you cant just make a decision straight away

Well there you go ;) You owe me £20. 

Just KIDDING around ;) 

But Irene certainly isn't.

A Furry Foreign Secretary And the Lonely Mustard Yellow

Irene Fisher has a new child. At the age of 69. Why not? I'll tell you why not, she's more interested in rabbits than humans that's why not! She dosen't have a partner. And she is banned from keeping bunnies as pets. Wonder why... So anyway, I do not know the gender or name of the child yet, let alone how she became pregnant. Or maybe she adopted? Of course, it is possible to have a child of that age, perhaps with IVF but she is not with anyone. She is divorced and this blog is getting too serious!! WHAT IS HAPPENING! But seriousy, I will support Irene in what she does. Apart from with the rabbits. That's just weird. I'm writing a storyyyyyy based on Yes, Prime Ministerrrrr but with animalsssssss and with Eeveeeeee as a furry foreign secretaryyyyyy, oh yeah, I want it to be epic!
Reader: "Yyyy" are you adding all those extra letters? lol Me: Cos you are a frother.
I'm so polite to my readers.
My swaggers in check! swagger jagger, swagger jagger, you should get some of your own. Word.

Want a word? Here's one: Moist.  See, that sent shivers down your spine. Admit it.
I have been doing serious crafting. Lettuce have a look at what this here person has made so far:
Bag, made out of a jean pocket, with the word "Babe" written in glitter, with a bead handle
Ring, with the band made out of plaited yarn, and gems on top of a heart. Which comes with a
bracelet, the chain is crochet, with a yellow flower and garden insect detail
Knitted cake, with pink "icing" and flower detail
Necklace, which is 3 crochet chains plaited together with pom pom detail
Gadget case, which is knitted in purple and lilac, secured with a button
BABUSHKA felt doll, with gems and embroidery

AND I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON A FLUFFY AND SILKY BELT. WELL JEL? YOU WILL BE ;)
joke and why has the caps lock come out -_-

Mum bought a painting by numbers kit. Where you get several cute little paint pots to make a picture of two dogs and a cat. For some reason one of the yellow shades keeps deciding it does not want to be confined to numbers and borders and regularly comes out the packaging. We just can't help feeling sorry for it, alone, from it's colourful friends, while Ol' Yellow seems destined to be accidently poured into a English Mustard bottle. So we pick it up, put it next to it's arty mates, back inside the packaging. Where it's left to dream about the outside world and at least, no longer the lonely mustard yellow sitting alone, instead, left to flirt with the spritly pink next to him.

YoUr ThOuGhT oF tHe DaY:
Potatoes are probably the most chilled out food. They just sit there, in the mud, not bothered about having a luxury growing area (unlike those big lettuce leafs you stuff food in, with there "packaging" and "diet frendly wrap foods" and their "beautifully curled leafyness", I mean they just get everything handed to them on a plate, don't they?) or having champagne sprayed on them instead of water (yes, spinach, I am talking about YOU) because potatoes are relaxed, easy to please garden dwellers who don't care whether you mash them, boil them, fry them, turn them into wedges, microwave them or whatever.
Cos their swagger's in check.

My Humour Allowence Is Running Out O_o And Other Confessions

Good mid afternoon. I haven't been keeping up with the dates. Or the time. Lets check: It's actually 12:00pm. And it's the 18th of July 1999. Wait. That's not right. It's the 19th isn't it? So I have been so busy. Lets have a look at what I have been doing since my absence from blogging. (I'm sure YOU noticed), to all the people who are interested: (I guess that will be Me, Myself and I then...hey I've got three readers!!!)
I have been organising a charity cupcake sale at my friends school
Yeah so my mum rang up the school and she was like "my weird and silky smooth* child would like to hold a cupcake sale at your school" and they were like: "what IS a cupcake?!" and I said down the phone "you know that thing?? that you eat??" mum: "no my child does not go to your school but her friends do" awquared silence "mum on hold" (longer than when she was giving birth to me might I add) *chelseys hopes going up* woman at the school: "no sorry, you can not do the what you call- "cupcake" stall as we already have caterers * chelseys hopes deflating* Mum: (ever grateful) "well thank you anyway and thanks for finding out for us"
Me: I think it was the "silky smooth" mention that got us a "no". Health and safety.

O_o......

Oh yesh, I shall still be doing the cupcake stall. Just not on the school turf. Yep, I'm not going to let a small thing like my skin texture being rejected stop me. Because Chelsey-Ann is unstoppableee. You can't stop such a weird, silky, minty fresshhh girl like me.
BABUSHKA BABUSHKA. Yes I am making a BABUSHKA doll. I'ts looking cute! I am so into traditional crafts. I will be selling my little Babushka friend at my cupcake stall (I am also selling handmade items with my old school mate Chelsy. Yep, we are becoming a double act ;) )
Also, I now have two magazines. One for the boyyss and one for the galss.
Here is a sum up of the music I have been listening to: It was those 3 Words to make me Want To Break Free from your Swagger Jagger because it's All About Tonight.
Type it in, type it in ;)

I like the base. I like the base. I like the buttery biscuit base. BUT IT NEEDS MORE OOMPHH. Masterchef Synesthesia: Epic.

I have a craft business with mum too. Yep, order handmade products such as accesories.
Lets give a shout out too.....Daniel Gibbs. Ever faithful to the Bee Gees fly tipping adventures. Oh yeah, an update on that. They have finished their fly tipping. I know, it lasted quite a while didn't it?
Oblivious to what I'm talking about? Check out my previous bloggg posts.

Word.

You want a word? Here's one: Linguini.

I'm doing a little advertising for this here blog: Ring up the company the Job Center kindly provided for people who are looking to hand out leaflets, let it go to voice mail, then leave them a message asking to visit this here website. Clever eh? Yep, you've corrected me. Chelsey-Ann and clever can not be put in the same sentence.

Not even in the same blog post. Oops.
Anyhoo, my brother went to see the last Harry Potter film. Seems to me like it was epic. EPIC.

Irene Fisher. Apparently she is a relation. To a fox, anyway. No, I'm not saying she looks like a fox, of course. You may be confused. Here's the story. You don't care? do I hear you say? HERE IS THE STORY: (caps lock-gets peoples attention) Barry told me about Irene. I didn't know who she was but Barry said she is a relation of us. Apparently she thinks cucumber is my favourite vegetable so when she comes round for a cuppa she brings me a cucumber. Or purees it and pops it in a bag.......Yeah. Also, she-
Not sure how to go about telling you her hobby. She-
.....
Breeds with rabbits. Or tries to.
There I said it.
I wondered why Barry hadn't told her about Eevee. (our pet rabbit, remember?) She only knew about our late family pet, Emma the rabbit.
......  Apparently Irene is on Facebook. So I might have a look for her.
So yeah. I asked dad and Benjamin Bunny if they knew about Irene but they seem oblivious. Then I thought Barry said "Eileen Emps" so I asked dad if she was one of his customers (piano tuner daddyyy) but he said he does not remember tuning an "Eileen Emps" piano. It turned out Barry said "Irene" not Eileen" and Emps is her middle name.
Where does the fox come into this story? Well Bazza saw a fox today (it looked like it hadn't eaten-God bless Foxy) and Barry Bee suggested the fox was Irene. At first I thought "well that makes the rabbit breeding thing make a bit more sense...sort of" but then Barry said no, Irene is probably a person, not a fox. But I will remember that Fox, (who I have named Foxy) as it shows how a building can destroy one animals home.
And find the moral in the blog post....

I have also made even more friends :) love my foxy friends!!!
Oh and been organising a family trip too.
Oh and the second stage of Operation: BFF has begun. (I so want her to be my best friend again ;) )
Will the plan work? Well, like I said, Chelsey-Ann is unstopableeeee (and minty fresshh $)

Well I will do another blog post soon. ;) In fact, I shall spam my website with blog posts. Woohoo!!! Well, "woohoo" for Me, Myself and I anyway...I will try my best to keep my three readers.

Swag.

*in American accent* I just came here to collect my WALLET Officer: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Don't know what I'm talking about? Type in: WORLDS DUMMEST POLICE OFFICER into Youtube.
And I leave you with this: "Mr Mcdoodle walks into a bar and he says to Ewan McGregor "do you come here often" lol I laughed so much at this joke I made up (laughing at my own joke-is that ok??)

And if you don't get the joke (I told it like 3 months ago and Barry and Ben STILL don't get it, it must not be a very good joke :O) I will leave you with this: In the morning I found honey in my belly button. (just joking-and now the whole world is put off honey-ok well just Me, Myself and I...)

$ It helps.
*silky smooth skin due to Chelsey's new found enthusiasm for baby lotion.