Hilma Is Printable Now?! And Other Suprises

Well, hello Choosy fans ;) Haven't blogged for a while.
Yes I am Choosy now. Chelsey by day, superhero Choosy by night.
Find me on billboards. Find her before she finds you.
Because she's waiting to send hedgehogs to you through your door.
And every single one of them are named Sonic.

Me: I want to marry a man named Tristan! I love that name.
Barry: But he has a square nose
Me: It's ok...
Barry: You can't trust a man with a square nose. Hilma told me.

I am officially obsessed with La Roux. I paint their song lyrics on my nails, I have t-shirts bearing Elly's face and lyrics. I talk about them day and night :D
I love their songs!!!!! La Roux And Elly Jackson forever!!!!

Me and the family were playing a game where we write loads of words, cut them up, put them in a box, pick them out randomly and make sentences with them. It's so funny. Irene's name keeps coming up in the game, we are beginning to wonder how many of us are thinking about Irene! Mum does her sentence. "I was at the post office, and someone tapped me on the shoulder. Who should it be but.." (picks up a random word from the box) "IRENE!!!" (we are thinking how many Irene's were put in the game??? and yes, who else would be in the post office but Irene.)"Erm yes, she plauges my life and turns up when I don't want her to. So I asked her, what does she want this time?" Mum just summed up Irene's life and the game!
I also noticed Des O' Conner kept popping up in the game too...someone has an obsession with him :P

What happens if your "pardon me" gets refused?

O_o I haven't thought about it before. I guess if someone said "No, I don't accept your pardon me." The person would either slap you, look at you like your weird or just excuse themselves anyway.

Me and Bazza were looking at a website with lists of what MP's and PM's voted for.
Me: Irene Fisher voted strongly for public naturism.

I got my first bad review for this blog the other week!!! :D Why am I so happy about it, you don't ask? Because not everyone is gonna like, or understand this blog. It has a lot of things to do with what goes on in my family so people might think "what is she talking about???" so the best thing I can do is to update my Chelsey's Dictionary, to help people understand the blog more :P

Barry: Irene's blossoming in the garden. She'll be a while!
A hedgehog was nipping at her buds.

Me: Wha...?

Barry: The flowers

Me: Oh.

It's Time For A Blog Post...Yeah!

Well today I am trying to do all the things on my list of things to do. And no, it does not read "Write an un-interesting blog post, make some so-not-funny-anymore jokes, pet Pete & Sponge, wonder if one day someone will comment on my blog" That is not what it says. Hey, why are my blog posts un-interesting? I didn't think they were. And why are my jokes not funny? Naughty concience. Anyway the only one of those that I do do is the last one. I hope maybe someday someone will comment on my blog post. Maybe. I'll keep trying. Knorr stock? I don't know either. And be a raaaiiinbooow and be a raaaaiiinnbooow. Ok I don't know what to say. I'll just say what I'm thinking. Ok so I was replying to my wonderful pen pal in Australia. Last night Eric was certainly noticable. I had hiccups, that's why. I played more Pokemon with Mr Barry and Benjamin yesterday. I have been for a couple of weeks now. It's been really fun. I have won a couple of cards including Machop. MACHOP! Yep. Well it's all go now. Just talking to my friend on MSN. Still working on my fashion book for my pen pal. And..um..you've gone away now haven't you? Ok then. I'll just..carry on. Follow me on Twitter if you want to. @ChelseyRainbow I'm eating a yummy cookie now. A giant cookie. Oh so now your interested! Well it has big chocolate chips and soft cookiness. mmmm. uh uh uh Pete & Sponge! How innapropriate! How did a cow get in their loft? Strange. No I don't know if it comes out of a cows nose. Ok I'm just milking this blog  now. Literally. Ok well that's it for now I have ticked off the first thing on the list then. Now I have some fun to do if you don't mind. 

The Arrival Of Pete & Sponge

Sorry I haven't done a blog post for a while. I have been doing lots of things. And I suggest you do too instead of staring at this website all day in the hope that I might do a new post. Well you have got your wish. Now every day at random intervals my brothers hear a "uh uh uh" sound coming from me. That is because of my friends Pete & Sponge. They used to live in a cave. They are 3 years old but adults in our years. I don't actually know what species they are. Pete is the more human one and he was found pouring sticky toffee sauce over Sponge, which suggests Sponge is less human. I would say they are just metaphors but they do exist. We get Eric popping round too. He is our hiccups. Yep. I'm quite fond of Pete & Sponge. I know Pete is male but I'm not sure what gender Sponge is. There may be a thing going on betwen Pete & Sponge so I might set them up on a date on Valentines Day. Right well that's my news. Just talking to my brother on MSN. Why don't I just speak to him as he's right next to me? Well unless my NECK can stretch a 100 miles from home, I have to talk to him online! Sorry for that. Had an interesting discussion about a Nipple Club yesterday. Can males join too? Maybe. la la la la la laaaaa la la laaaa. Yes. Just answering Barry. I'll check. No. Wow! uh uh uh, uh uh uh. FROTH froth to the e to the rrrr. FROTH. Ben has one breast smaller than the other. He told me yesterday. He needs to pump it up to balance it out. la la la uh uh uh, uh uh uh. Eevee! There's our wonderful bunny. So much joy in her eyes. Barry can you read this blog post please? Spell Check... Chosey! Chosey! Blog is a word thank you spell check. Your living in the past, spell check! 

Chelsey And Friends

Helllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooo Chelsey Channel veiwers!!! I want to talk to you about a new series exclusivly to this blog! It is called Chelsey And Friends!As you can probably guess, it's filmed in my bedroom and it is on what ever subject I feel like doing with all different figures and toys to make short funny videos! If you have made any and want to show it to me, then email the link to me at chloebratz97@gmail.com or comment on this post with the link and I'll comment on them and put them on my blog! So send in your best short videos and see them on my blog. Go ahead, get filming!