Would You Like To Read A Completly Glee-Free, Klaine-Free Blog Post Filled With A Wide Range Of Enjoyable Topics, Intellectual Debates And Political Discussion? :D

Well then what in the world are you doing on this blog?

Oh look, one sentence in and we already have a Klaine picture.

It gets earlier with each new blog post...

What shall we discuss then? Glee's version of ABC, Man In The
Mirror and Control? No? Well I'm going to anyway.

Let's see now, type in "Glee ABC, Control" into Google Images, what is the first result?


Oh look, it's Kurt, with Rory in the background. This seriously was the first result.
And another screenshot..

So lets start with ABC!
Originally sung by the Jackson 5!
Let us make no sneaky reference about comparison to a certain other popular 70's musical group *cough* Osmonds *cough*

What I liked about it:
Tina singing the lead. She actually has a really nice voice.
Features most of my favourite characters, apart from Santana and Mercedes because they are in the Trouble Tones group in this episode.
I think the song suited the New Direction's voices, plus it gave Tina a chance to shine, as she is usually in the background and dosen't have many solos.
Their outfits. Aww they are all matching. It means they look like a close group.

What I don't like about it:
I felt a bit sorry for Kurt when he saw Sebastian in the audience, because I didn't want it to ruin Kurt's enjoyment of doing the performance.
Sam, Mike and Kurt's dancing near the end. Sam must have shown them those moves, which he probably got from his time working at a certain type of *cough* club.

But that's it really, I think it was still a really enjoyable performance.

Man In The Mirror
Originally by Micheal Jackson

What I like about it:
All of it, really. A very good cover of the song.
There isn't really anything I dislike about the performance.

Control
Originally by Janet Jackson

What I like About It:
This is definatly not my favourite song, but they did a good job of it.
Oh and Sebastian seemed a bit more focused on the song instead of Blaine.

What I don't Like About It:
I'm not that keen on the song.

The Jackson family mash-up featured:
Mike (Asian looking boy with black hair)
Sam (blonde boy appearing to show off)
Blaine (black hair slicked back)
Kurt (brown haired boy)
Artie (in glasses)
Tina (Asian looking girl)
Quinn (blonde girl)
Rory (another brown haired boy)
Finn (another brown haired boy)

Erm yeah, non Glee fans might not be able to distinguish Finn from Rory or Kurt with my vague description...

Those three covers can all be found on the ever-so-trustworthy Youtube.
So, that is my Jackson family Glee mash up review!! Hope you enjoyed it.


IN OTHER NEWS...

The wonderfully wonderful singer that is Elly Jackson of La Roux fame,
will soon be on our TV screens again!!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
Starring in BBC's Absolutely Fabulous of all comedies.
Why, Elly, why Ab Fab??
Of all the TV shows you could have chosen to appear in.
I mean, no disrespect to those who find the show hilarious,
but from what I saw of it, well lets just say..where were the jokes??
I just don't get it, sorry.
But still, I will be watching the episode starring the was-ginger-now-blonde-still-beautiful singer
but will probably skip the other parts. Sorrrry Ab Fab fans.

In other news...

Donny Osmond.

...

Erm, that's it.
I just thought I'd mention him as I know mum will be pleased.
 So there you go. Donny Osmond.

Sorry Cliff Richard, the spotlight can't always be on you.

You know when people say about when someones laugh is funnier than the joke..?
This made me think of:

I'm not saying golden Graham's show isn't funny, it's just that when he starts his
laughing, it makes me laugh harder.

Ben likens Graham's laugh to that of a Seal.
Yeah...
So you can imagine there was sniggering when Jimmy Carr was a guest on his show.

Ben said it was like the two Seals of TV, on one show.
Affectionatly, of course.
Well, not affectionaly for Jimmy though.
His controversial jokes have not gone down well with Benny.

May I remind you for the 100th time to please visit Barry Bee's super cool blog???
http://www.bazzablogger.blogspot.com/
REMEMBER THAT URL.  You will be needing it when The X Factor just dosen't provide entertainment
any more...That will be now, then.

Me: The Bee Gees Are The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread. Mum: No! Donny Osmond Is The Best Thing Since..Since The Invention Of Chocolate

I LOVE GLEE
GLEE IS THE BEST
KLAINE FOREVER!

Just had to say that...Seeing as I haven't posted on here since my obsession with Glee began.


Blaine: (one on the right) I know how much you love music, so, I gave you Cliff Richard's amount of talent, in a box :)
Kurt: Awww, you shouldn't have.

I had a dream where me, Barry and Ben were all imitating Rory Flanagan from Glee's Irish accent.
Then we were watching Rev (BBC show about a vicar didn't you know?) and some woman was showing Kurt around some Woods and Blaine was somewhere too.
Random?

"Yay! Two girls, who to pick??" I hate to break this to you, but Santana and Brittany kind of love eachother. Sorry.

Blue Christmas
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ySYNPvrqk

Ok...I knew Rory had a fantastical speaking voice and fantastical singing voice but I didn't realise it was that good...
I don't know who sung this song originally but I know tha Marie Osmond has covered it!
I was watching the new Glee episode, Extraordinary Merry Christmas, when all of a sudden Rory started singing. If they don't let Rory go on to Season 4, Ben knows that I would protest. With Sugar Motta's..ahem..interesting singing style, we need more talent.

My family must be wondering what in the world I am talking about when I say I hope to "Ship" two characters such as Klaine..
Dear readers, just in case you didn't know, it means I would like to partake in posting pictures of Klaine or putting seperate pictures of Kurt and Blaine together and posting the pics on the likes of Tumblr.
You can also ship characters who have a friendship, for example, Sam and Rory makes Ram! Well, people are calling them Sory but I think Ram sounds cooler.
Other Ships:
Finn + Rachel = Finchel
Brittany + Santana = Brittana
Sam + Mercedes = Samcedes



That's it Blaine, sing Tom Jones' It's Not Unusual surrounded by cheerleaders (for the male viewers) and a purple piano,  we'll just forget all about the original version...



Sanana's Best Insults:
"I am a rude person* but I’m willing to change. I won’t tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might mistake her for the endangered white rhino.”

“I hear that Rachel’s got a bit of a schnozz. (nose) I wouldn’t know because, like Medusa, I try to avoid eye contact with her.”

“I’m definitely sure that Tina’s (who is Asian) looked into getting an eye deslanting.”

“Maybe Rachel’s fine with having an enormous beak. (nose..) Maybe she needs it to crack hard seeds.”

I think Santana rivals Sue Sylvester in the insults category.

Rumour Has It/Someone Like You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb7zjKkLCoQ

:D :D
And..just when I thought a Santana/Mercedes mash up couldn't get any better, along came:

Survivor/I Will Survive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb7zjKkLCoQ


The standards are now very high, Santana.

"At first I was afraid, then I was petrified"
I know right? I think everyone gets that feeling when they see Cliff Richard emerging from the water, half naked.
Contrary to that, according to Amazon, Cliff's 2011 calender is one of their biggest selling calender O_o

Woman on Bingo advert to man: What's your favourite joke?
Ben: ITV

oh dear...


And I leave you with this:
(I was making a Klaine poster)
Me: Hmm, what symbol could represent Klaine?
Barry: Um, maybe some grass, or earth or the ground?
Me: ....(slightly confused...)
And why do you think that would represent Klaine, Barry?
Barry: Because clay comes from the ground...
Me: Nooo I said Klaine, not CLAY. K-L-A-I-N-E.
Barry: Ohhh I see. Who is Klaine?

-_-
 
*I changed the wording, in case you didn't notice.

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG

Your fabulous fact for the day: Above sentence feautures at least one of all the letters of the alphabet! (now Danny Gibbers* is gonna comment on this saying "I told you that fact you trout!!" maybe without the last part) It also features all the letters needed to spell "Irene". And also "despicable". Make the comparison -_-

Me casually sitting on our leather brown pouffe. 

Benji decides to join me. 

He sits down and I am launched off the pouffe!!! Like a reaction from a see-saw if you imagine, you're sitting on the see-saw and someone sits down on the other end and woahh!! your launched into the air!!! That's what happened to me, several times. 

*Daniel Gibbs. who else?

Dear Sceptics Who Laughed At The Apple III, One Bad Apple Don't Spoil The Whole Bunch. Sincerley, the iMac.

Yeah I know I hadn't even heard of he Apple III either until today :P.......Look it up ;)
I really like Apple products though, they are epic! *Daniel adds 100 points to my account*
.............

And as long as my heart will beat.

Sweet lovers will always meet.

Here in my deep, purple dreeeams.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then we shall not begin.

Bennnny Boy:  In the news today it was revealed that females now have the equal chance to become Queen
Me: So you mean before then, only men could become the Queen?
Ben: No I mean that now it is equal chance to become Queen than they have to become King. They are no longer their main priority. But sometimes Queens and Kings can be a scandel because you can argue that you don't need Kings and Queens. Because Microsoft already run the world.

Me: But if there was no royalty, you know millions of Men would miss Pippa's......rear.

Ben: But it might become famous some other way. It was likely it would become famous anyway.

Me: So you're a fan then?

Ben chose not to comment on that for legal reasons. Before I get an injunction.

It's Friday, Friday gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
Apart from my back.

My back is always looking back, can't get over the past, that thing.

My face? That looks forward at everything.

I have been listening to the songs on Joseph And The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. Only the Donny movie version of course ;) The Benjamin Calypso songggg. No ifs, not buts, Bejamin is honest like the coconuts :)


Dear Blackberry, In the aftermath of your meltdown, Who's Laughing Now? Sincerely, the iPhone 4S.

Choosy: The Real Dark Knight Returns And Other Sequels You Really Didn't Want To See

Ben: Jack Dee with your face like a non-stick frying pan.

What would someone with a face like a non-stick frying pan look like...?

Oh yeah. Look at those gorgous egg eyes. That lovely bacon rasher smile. Those abs! Nah, sorry girls, I haven't got his number.

Well, that was an interesting start to the blog.
Let's play a game! It's called: What's the difference between...?

A spare winter coat and Cliff Richard?
One comes out of the closet, the other stays in.

A telescope and The X Factor?
They are both a way of searching for stars but one only found Jedward.

Handwash And Emmerdale?
One's a soap.

I might carry on this game in future blog posts, it's fun. Just to clarify, they are not to be taken seriously and they are not to cause offence :P (although people get offended by my presence) And anyway, I like Jedward, they're fun. They have big plans.

To take over the worrrrrrlllld.
 

Ben: What are you reading?

Me: Larry Lamb's autobiography. Lawrence Lamb.

Ben: Oh yeah, like Lawrence Leweyn Bowen. He should do a book.

Me: Yeah, he can call it Frills And Spills: My Life As A Decorative Tablecloth.

Err yeah I'm not quite sure how I meant it either. 

Bold!!! We have bold text!!! I didn't ask for bold text. Sort the problem, please. 

My Ruthless Comments! (again, not to cause offence! I like Windows Vista. I found something similar under my nails the other day)

Me: Windows Vista. It's quite funny when you think about it.

Barry: Why is it funny?

Me: Well, Windows Vista is laughable :P

Ben: Chelsey!!!

Me: What? :P I mean, all due respect to the people who made Vista, I mean they were sleeping at the time :)...

Ben: hehe. That's quite good actually.                                                                                                     

Dolly Parton's new romantic single titled: I Wanna Know You're Blood Type                                      

Apparently we are not quite sure of my blood type...yeah :L                                                                  

(I'm pointing a pencil )

Ben: What are you pointing at?

Me: I don't know, anything *shrugs*

Barry: Hehe "you don't know anything"?

Me: I already knew that.                                                                                                                           

Fact of the dayyy:

At Worm Charming Festivals, (I was watching QI the other day :P) people use many different things to charm worms (cutlery, straws, etc) including their breasts.

Works like a charm.

Daniel: (is reading out how many viewers TV shows got) The X Factor got 12 million viewers. The X Men Origins: Wolverine got much less viewers. 

Ben: Really? Chelsey, which one would you rather watch, X Factor in it's new dodgy state, or X Men Origins?

Me: (thinking about when I watched X Men and it was gory) I dunno, they were both quite painful to watch.

Ohhhh people are tutting and saying "what is she talking about?? The X Factor is great, that's just rude"

People find my face rude and innapropriate.

Little Girl On TV Advert is mixing rice krispies in a bowl.

The Mum: What are you making? :)

Girl: Your face. 

The Mum: My face?? You're making my face??

Girl: Yeah! (presents wonderful cereal face) You have a big red nose and you've just walked into a lampost! :)

The Mum: Oh...wow..

Best advert on TV.

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of FaDOOMa!!

Thanks to Ben for that title ;)
My friend Faduma is a legend. A formidable girl, perhaps.

Facebook disabled my account. Probably for rude and innapropriate behaviour.

Just like how they behaved when they disabled my account!

Anyway it's Ben Jamming's birthday today!!!! :D
36 years old :O Joking he is 23 today ;)

But who knows what age he will be tomorrow.... O_o

Barry: Cliff Richards new fragrance named "My Idol, Donny Osmond". Contains fragments of Donny's scent that Cliff collected himself.

Me: So what would happen if Donny sprayed it on himself...?

I'll let you think about that one ;)

I feel like winking today ;)
That's when people start running.

This has been a great day celebrating Bennnyyyy Boy and his increasingly youthful face.

But, contradicting that, he did Evolve like he wanted to. Turns out these things happen gradualy. The days coming up to his birthday, I noticed the gradual changes in him, speaking, etc.

But he's still Benny boyyyy!!


The Veronicas.
Baz's new fave band? Perhaps. Perhaps. Perhaps.

None of them are named Veronica though...?

Check out Barry Bee's funny spoof article website!!!
www.bazzablogger.blogspot.com
You won't regret it.

Well you will if you are the maker of transformers.
In wich case...you will see the robots in a whole new light O_o

That reminds me!!! Type in Transgoformerbots into Youtube. Epic.

The Brothers played video games today Including Resident EVILLLLL 4 and Sims :D
And we had a yummy quish or flan or quish Lorraine or Lorraine Kelly or however you spell it.
And we had a rocky road cake :D
Yumm.

Some women saying the same thing about Cliff Richards calender pictures! :O

As Stale (As My Doritos)

I'd like to befriend a woman named Dorito. (cheese flavour) You can just imagine how much fake tan she uses to acheive that crispy glow.

Owned it.

There was one time when Ben Travis appeared on Dragons Den. He was full of hope, walking up those famous stairs, as the narrarator described all his ambitions, then, as he reached the top, all 5 dragons announced "I'm out!" at the same time and-Ben walked straight back down the stairs.

You can imagine the awkward interview with Evan Davis.

Evan: So, Ben, what did the dragons think of your growing business?

Ben: I didn't even get to show them my idea.

Evan: What do you think made the dragons immediatly decide they did not want to be part of your business?

*thinking* Ben: I think it was when I walked up those stairs, and they saw me.

0_0

Akwarrrrrd!

The Adventures Of The Chelsey Under The Table

Oh. Barry's using the chair at the dinner table to rest his laptop on. Where oh where do I sit? Under the table, as I have a new found fondness of it. As soon as I settled down  and went to stroke Eevee (she-I mean he-has a fondness for the table too) she ran to Ben. Because she couldn't bear to be near me. Akwarddd. The hours spent under that table was spent putting my jewellery on Ben's feet hoping he wouldn't notice. Ben: I can feel something tickling my feet. Me: *quickly puts earrings behind my back* what??? look I'm not holding anything. Ben: oh ok then Me *goes back to putting the jewellery on his feet*
I was also taking off my bracelets, necklace and earrings one by one and passing them up to Ben.

Everyone needs a hobby.

Mum and Dadda arrive back home from the shops.
Mum staring at me. "Chelsey, why are you sitting under the table..?" Me: Uhh, Barry is using the chair and it is rather comfortable under here.
Well, if I was my mum, I would worry too...

I Love You Like A Love Song Baby (And I Keep Hitting Repeat Until Youtube Crashes)

Well, I owneeddd it. Remember I blogged about making a BABUSHKA BABUSHKA IREEEEEENEE MOOOOOOOOOO NAMMONKA NAMMONKA* felt doll, among other things, to sell at my friends school? And I was turned down for selling them at the school because of my newly slippery skin? You don't remember a thing, do you. You didn't even read those blog posts -_- did you? Awkward..................

O_o

Well anyway, I went to sell them. I did not sell any of them (cue laughter from readers)[we are going to sell them at at a church instead]) but I did give a cake we made to Toni :) You know that girl??? When I said the "girl I soo want to be my best friend again" I was talking about her. And now she has seen me again, in all my silky (both skin AND hair [thanks Shwarskopf Gliss or however you spell it])
and refined glory, (cue snigger from readers and a "you dont have any glory") hopefully the plan will work ;)
It was a rush this morning, after finding out the school breaks up at 12:00pm (last day of term) today, we (Moi, BBC Ben and Mummy Dearest) made 2 batches of cakes to sell. We ate them instead. Apart from Toni's, of course, because that would be rude.

Well you don't just walk up to someone and say "would you like a cake" and they are like "ooh, they look nice" then you say "well we don't wanna give you that" but they go to eat it anyway then you say "I've just decided, you are lactose intolerent. For the benefit of your well being, I shall eat this for you, no need to thank me."

How do you measure dodginess?

Use the Chelsey Scale
1: natural dodginess 2 3 4 5: gone really weird 6 7 8 9 10: You have just evolved

My prehistoric readers are being a bit quiet today :O I gave them cues, I expected them to laugh at me but nothing happened. On the dodgy Scale: 8 (for being unusually quiet)




They call me Chels. They call me Annie, They call me him, they call me Chelsey, thats not my name. Thats not my name. They call me Rainbow, They call me Seyann, thats not my name. Thats not my name. Thats not my name.
They call me everything but they never call me Chelsey-Ann!

Joke joke, you can call me what you want (and some of those are my names)
Reader: ok we shall call you immature ;)
Yess!! It worked! The readers have spoken. And they have evolved into Old Fashioned.
Me: where have you been for most of this blogpost? where were your snarky comments? Reader: Oh, Marshmellow Barry Gibb and Robin Redford Gibb threw a "End of our fly tipping Adventures" party, so, being the people responsible for their fly tipping updates, we felt we had to come.
Me: I think you'll find it was me who did the updates -_-
Reader: Yeah, but you wern't available to come to the party
Me: Yes I was
Reader: Yeah, but I told them you wern't available
Me: thanks, for that, you just saved me from a glitzy showbiz party
Reader: Here to help.

I like that word, glitzy. Sounds sparkly and glamorous. Reminds me of turnips.

Did you know the Ting Tings are gonna have a new album out? It will probably be called "Turns Out We Actually Did Start Something."

Gordon brown smoothing American Mustard over peoples bald heads to get more votes during the general election last year.
At times like that, it really makes you wonder what is happening to politics.

Gordon: Roll up, roll up! Baldies come over here and "hit the sauce" haha! And if you are not bald, you will be soon! Vote Labour!

*people do roly polies, rolling over to the former PM*

Dara O' Brain: I've come for the sauce procedure. I will only vote for you, if the mustard makes my hair grow. @ #

Gordon: I promise.

Personally, I think Dara looks fine as he is and for your information, Dara did vote for Gordon that day. @

O_o

Keep rolling, rolling, keep rolling, rolling. That's what Ben's friend does when he goes to the street. That is the best swagger there is!

Fluffy Thought Of The Day:

I've always wondered what it feels like to think. I've just never tried it.

Mind boggling.

Oh and by the way, I Started Nothing.$

* This is an ancient trible chant, it has it's own "Nammonka" dance, to be performed at the first sight of sunlight, each Sunday, in the rural caves of Thailand, where monks dwell.

(it actually came from a pronounciation mistake by Bazza Dearest, while talking about my friend Nammon, who lives in Thailand. That is your history lesson for the day.)



$ Seriously, I didn't even start this blog, it was Irene typing it up for me. Oh no, she has noticed Eevee. Irene, he does NOT want to be your mate!

@ But Dara shaved off his new hair for The Apprentice: Your Fired, (that show was really in it's element this year 0.0 ) due to complaints when pictures emerged of the result of the procedure last year. Which goes to show how much England loves a baldie.

# Jason Gardiner and Wayne Rooney also tested Gordon's promise.

My Humour Allowence Is Running Out O_o And Other Confessions

Good mid afternoon. I haven't been keeping up with the dates. Or the time. Lets check: It's actually 12:00pm. And it's the 18th of July 1999. Wait. That's not right. It's the 19th isn't it? So I have been so busy. Lets have a look at what I have been doing since my absence from blogging. (I'm sure YOU noticed), to all the people who are interested: (I guess that will be Me, Myself and I then...hey I've got three readers!!!)
I have been organising a charity cupcake sale at my friends school
Yeah so my mum rang up the school and she was like "my weird and silky smooth* child would like to hold a cupcake sale at your school" and they were like: "what IS a cupcake?!" and I said down the phone "you know that thing?? that you eat??" mum: "no my child does not go to your school but her friends do" awquared silence "mum on hold" (longer than when she was giving birth to me might I add) *chelseys hopes going up* woman at the school: "no sorry, you can not do the what you call- "cupcake" stall as we already have caterers * chelseys hopes deflating* Mum: (ever grateful) "well thank you anyway and thanks for finding out for us"
Me: I think it was the "silky smooth" mention that got us a "no". Health and safety.

O_o......

Oh yesh, I shall still be doing the cupcake stall. Just not on the school turf. Yep, I'm not going to let a small thing like my skin texture being rejected stop me. Because Chelsey-Ann is unstoppableee. You can't stop such a weird, silky, minty fresshhh girl like me.
BABUSHKA BABUSHKA. Yes I am making a BABUSHKA doll. I'ts looking cute! I am so into traditional crafts. I will be selling my little Babushka friend at my cupcake stall (I am also selling handmade items with my old school mate Chelsy. Yep, we are becoming a double act ;) )
Also, I now have two magazines. One for the boyyss and one for the galss.
Here is a sum up of the music I have been listening to: It was those 3 Words to make me Want To Break Free from your Swagger Jagger because it's All About Tonight.
Type it in, type it in ;)

I like the base. I like the base. I like the buttery biscuit base. BUT IT NEEDS MORE OOMPHH. Masterchef Synesthesia: Epic.

I have a craft business with mum too. Yep, order handmade products such as accesories.
Lets give a shout out too.....Daniel Gibbs. Ever faithful to the Bee Gees fly tipping adventures. Oh yeah, an update on that. They have finished their fly tipping. I know, it lasted quite a while didn't it?
Oblivious to what I'm talking about? Check out my previous bloggg posts.

Word.

You want a word? Here's one: Linguini.

I'm doing a little advertising for this here blog: Ring up the company the Job Center kindly provided for people who are looking to hand out leaflets, let it go to voice mail, then leave them a message asking to visit this here website. Clever eh? Yep, you've corrected me. Chelsey-Ann and clever can not be put in the same sentence.

Not even in the same blog post. Oops.
Anyhoo, my brother went to see the last Harry Potter film. Seems to me like it was epic. EPIC.

Irene Fisher. Apparently she is a relation. To a fox, anyway. No, I'm not saying she looks like a fox, of course. You may be confused. Here's the story. You don't care? do I hear you say? HERE IS THE STORY: (caps lock-gets peoples attention) Barry told me about Irene. I didn't know who she was but Barry said she is a relation of us. Apparently she thinks cucumber is my favourite vegetable so when she comes round for a cuppa she brings me a cucumber. Or purees it and pops it in a bag.......Yeah. Also, she-
Not sure how to go about telling you her hobby. She-
.....
Breeds with rabbits. Or tries to.
There I said it.
I wondered why Barry hadn't told her about Eevee. (our pet rabbit, remember?) She only knew about our late family pet, Emma the rabbit.
......  Apparently Irene is on Facebook. So I might have a look for her.
So yeah. I asked dad and Benjamin Bunny if they knew about Irene but they seem oblivious. Then I thought Barry said "Eileen Emps" so I asked dad if she was one of his customers (piano tuner daddyyy) but he said he does not remember tuning an "Eileen Emps" piano. It turned out Barry said "Irene" not Eileen" and Emps is her middle name.
Where does the fox come into this story? Well Bazza saw a fox today (it looked like it hadn't eaten-God bless Foxy) and Barry Bee suggested the fox was Irene. At first I thought "well that makes the rabbit breeding thing make a bit more sense...sort of" but then Barry said no, Irene is probably a person, not a fox. But I will remember that Fox, (who I have named Foxy) as it shows how a building can destroy one animals home.
And find the moral in the blog post....

I have also made even more friends :) love my foxy friends!!!
Oh and been organising a family trip too.
Oh and the second stage of Operation: BFF has begun. (I so want her to be my best friend again ;) )
Will the plan work? Well, like I said, Chelsey-Ann is unstopableeeee (and minty fresshh $)

Well I will do another blog post soon. ;) In fact, I shall spam my website with blog posts. Woohoo!!! Well, "woohoo" for Me, Myself and I anyway...I will try my best to keep my three readers.

Swag.

*in American accent* I just came here to collect my WALLET Officer: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Don't know what I'm talking about? Type in: WORLDS DUMMEST POLICE OFFICER into Youtube.
And I leave you with this: "Mr Mcdoodle walks into a bar and he says to Ewan McGregor "do you come here often" lol I laughed so much at this joke I made up (laughing at my own joke-is that ok??)

And if you don't get the joke (I told it like 3 months ago and Barry and Ben STILL don't get it, it must not be a very good joke :O) I will leave you with this: In the morning I found honey in my belly button. (just joking-and now the whole world is put off honey-ok well just Me, Myself and I...)

$ It helps.
*silky smooth skin due to Chelsey's new found enthusiasm for baby lotion.

Justin Bieber Shaking His Maracas...And Other Things

You know how it goes...*Chelsey goes to Youtube* Then: "I just need somebody to loooooveee, I don't need too much, just, just somebody to loveee-" Barry: Chelsey, are you watching Justin Bieber shaking his maracas? Chelsey: Nooo *closes Youtube* I was just uuhh checking to see if his hair is still full. You know, cos fans wouldn't like it if he didn't have a  full head of hair. Let me check...yep, hairs full! Barry: No, I caught you watching him shake his maracas!! Chelsey: Nooo.
I was just interested! I was just seeing what his music was like! I don't know where Barry got this "maracas" thing from. Of course there is no shame in being a Bieber fan! So now that I've got that out of the way, lets move on to other news. The Bee Gees have moved their fly tipping to Florida and even Switzerland and set up a Tip-The-Fly booth. Now, lets give you the gossip on people who my mum has also given birth to...
Bazza Banter:
His middle name is now "Moltres Ninja"
He once chewed on some wood
He gives our rabbit Eevee swimming lessons. In the air.
Vegeta (Dragon Ball and DBZ) doesn't feature on his Dragon Ball
t-shirt because there is not enough room to show his ego.

Being Ben:
His middle name is now "Look At Eevee's Tail! Hehe Look It's Moving"
He is on Twitter! Follow him @stuwieben Actually, he has been on Twitter
for a while, I just forgot to mention it.
He pronounces Karen as "Keiran"
He gets a bit uncomfortable when I gently scratch at his hand

Oh! And other news, Daniel is thinking about joining Twitter!!! It is so exciting!
He told me yesterday on Facebook. I was chatting to him on there even though
he was in the same room. What has technology done to us.
Uhh, I would subscribe to your personality, but I wouldn't be getting my money's worth. Oh! Who said that! Oh great, people took it seriously and are now scratching at their carpets and saying "Uuh, I would subscribe to your jokes, but I wouldnt be getting my moneys worth" You are clever clogs, arn't you, my readers. I'm not being sarcastic, you are clever clogs!! "I'm not short, I'm fun sized!" I read this quote online. I thought it was cool. "When your face is a trending topic on Twitter, you know it's going the same way as Myspace" Joke, joke. People still use Myspace! So soon I am gonna go round a couple of friends houses. Yay! Ok, Ben is gonna start talking now! Straw Ok then... Ok this is Ben, you know him, I have mentioned him a lot. What do you say to my invisible readers, Ben? They are not invisible. I mean, I don't have readers. Oh apart from that nice pen pal of Bazzas. You have lots of readers, think how many you've got on the internet. Use Google Analytics. Have you used that? No I haven't. I don't want to talk about it! No one has commented! Why don't they comment *hint hint* Can we change the subject? What do you wanna talk about? Straw. Nooeally. Dick Strawbridges Moustache. Nooeally. Nooeally. What's Nooeally? It's a typo. I meant to put Not really. Ok then. *yawns* Is that a metaphore for my blog? Oooohhh no. Just a coincidence. So what girl celeb do you like at the moment? In what way? Lots of ways, talent i.e singer, actress. Or looks. Or fashion sense. Oooh speculation. So which one then? I pick...um..ok then, Jennifer Metcalfe. Ohhh!! Ooohh she's a type of cow. No I don't mean it like that! Calfe is in her name, you know, cow, calfe. Shes certainly not a cow. Oooh!
Ok thank you Ben for that enlightening interview for my blog. What do you say now? I'm just putting the coslaw in the fridge. That's nice. If Jennifer Metcalfe is reading this, what would you like to say? Hello. I am just holding a tortilla wrap. Ok then...
"Uhhh, hello, this is Andrew Stuart reporting for your, uuuh, 6 monthly piano tuning is do. Uh, yes? Hahahaha!
Uh, yes, thats right. So are you available for uh, Tuesday? Is Tuesday good for you...Uh, what time? I know you have to be up early for- 11 am, yes I should be able to do that. Just check my diary...Yes, yes thats a good time, I should be on my way to hornchurch at around 10 so I can, uuh, stop by on the way. Hahahaha!
So, how are you Mrs B.L.T. ? Your, your well are you? Oh, oh well thats good then, yeah. Well I will see you then! Uh yes, uh take care, bye!! Yeah, buh bye! That was my dad. He used to be part of Stuart & Hoggins. Now he is part of Jolly Services & Co. Naturally.

The Beegees Fly-Tipping In Vancouver? Whatever Next!

I haven't updated or a while, I'm sure you've noticed. Thats because I have been doing stuff! Remember that thing, doing stuff, where you engage in actual activities? No? Ok then. Anyway, my little nostrils, I'm sure you've heard about the Beegee's fly tipping. I know! Rascals. It was Robin Gibb who started it, he just wanted the Fly's to have more money. So what have you been up to? Stuff? Just chillin' with yo home dogs by the fridge? The bare fridge? That's nice. No I am not making fun of your accents. Anyways so I have been doing lots of stuff, so let  me list them for you.....Going to Mason's house: Yep I go round my friends house. Painting in the garden with the Bazza and the Ben: It was such a lot of fun!! We found slugs that look like Ben and we found the Labour MP's as bugs!! Did you know Ed Milliband was a earwig? Actually, don't answer that. Getting 100 followers on Twitter: Yep, thats right! But then 3 people unfollowed me...Mind you, I unfollow people if they post rude things and so on. Reaching my 500th frother: This was so exciting!! I have only been doing frothers for a few months and this is a real achevment!! And I have been doing lots of other stuff and I suggest you do to! Try it, instead of staring at my blog in the hope that I might post a blog. So get out there and do something fun!! Or relax with a book! What you wanna do. You know, I am easily amused. Very easily. You know that thing you can do with your mouth (not frother) and it goes "bbbbbbb"?You know what I mean? Well I did that and it felt like I was almost flying. It amused me, I was like "bbbbbbb. Hahaha I almost took off!" LOL And last night, whilst playing Pokemon trading card game with the Ben and the Bazza, I decided to amuse us with some jokes. I found some in The Sun newspaper, such as "I went to college dressed as 3 different people, on the third time, they gave me the third degree" and "Then I went to Tesco and saw a man and a woman wrapped up in a barcode. I said are you a item?" Hahaha. Then I reeled off jokes I had heard such as "A seal walked into a club" and "A mushroom goes to a bar and the barman says you can't come in here and the mushroom says why not I'm a fun guy" What? I couldn't think of anything else! I had to make up my own joke at around 10:00pm: "Mr McDoodle says to Ewan McGregor so do you come here often?" LOL do you get the joke?? I think its quite funny!! And it's quite clever. So you see, this is the time to do simple things, that  you enjoy, things  that amuse you, just spend some time with family, friends and frothers. I know I am. Have fun!
12:00 midnight: Me: haha he says "do you come here often?" hehe. Ben: I still don't get the joke.

The Arrival Of Pete & Sponge

Sorry I haven't done a blog post for a while. I have been doing lots of things. And I suggest you do too instead of staring at this website all day in the hope that I might do a new post. Well you have got your wish. Now every day at random intervals my brothers hear a "uh uh uh" sound coming from me. That is because of my friends Pete & Sponge. They used to live in a cave. They are 3 years old but adults in our years. I don't actually know what species they are. Pete is the more human one and he was found pouring sticky toffee sauce over Sponge, which suggests Sponge is less human. I would say they are just metaphors but they do exist. We get Eric popping round too. He is our hiccups. Yep. I'm quite fond of Pete & Sponge. I know Pete is male but I'm not sure what gender Sponge is. There may be a thing going on betwen Pete & Sponge so I might set them up on a date on Valentines Day. Right well that's my news. Just talking to my brother on MSN. Why don't I just speak to him as he's right next to me? Well unless my NECK can stretch a 100 miles from home, I have to talk to him online! Sorry for that. Had an interesting discussion about a Nipple Club yesterday. Can males join too? Maybe. la la la la la laaaaa la la laaaa. Yes. Just answering Barry. I'll check. No. Wow! uh uh uh, uh uh uh. FROTH froth to the e to the rrrr. FROTH. Ben has one breast smaller than the other. He told me yesterday. He needs to pump it up to balance it out. la la la uh uh uh, uh uh uh. Eevee! There's our wonderful bunny. So much joy in her eyes. Barry can you read this blog post please? Spell Check... Chosey! Chosey! Blog is a word thank you spell check. Your living in the past, spell check! 

13 Going On 3....

I turned 13 the other day!!! I had brilliant day full of cupcakes, requests and a giant duck!
This is a rather short post. Oh well. Me, Ben and Mr Barry are going to start a tradition where each birthday we stuff our faces in a lemon cake, (it has to be lemon, it won't work other wise) then apply it to eachothers faces as a sign of appreciation. Oh no wait someones disgraced at Barry for some unknown reason...Oh no another request coming through! It can be a bit hard to keep on top of all these requests. Oh I am looking for a bald man named Egburt, could someone tell me if you are this person. And I need to go find the Village People.

Laura Broad A Post For You

Laura, in case your reading, this is your post, tributed to you. Now you may want to get off this site as soon as possible, but if you could just spare a couple of minutes from producing pom poms or sending Ben Stuart messages on Facebook about  your singing so that I see the "1" symbol and I keep thinking  it's a message from one of my friends but it's you or whatever it is you do. Now, first of all, you are a veeerrry good singer but I haven't listened to your singing in a while because 1. I can't be bothered 2. I am only into music sometimes 3. There was a frog loose in our house the other day and I didn''t want to trouble you and 4. I'd like to hear you sing in person at one of those pubs you sing at or something. I guess you are becoming our home grown star now, as you have been on Don't Stop Believing, have you been asked for a autograph yet?  I wouldn't ask for your autograph though because, I don't really think of you as a celeb at the moment. Anyway feel free to look through the millions of other posts I've done on this site, theres a lot about Ben Stuart. Remember him? I got excited because he said you replied to him on Facebook. He is my brother. on the previous post entitled My Familys Websites! you can see what Ben looks like, and quite a few posts down you can hear what Ben is like, like his naked photo shoot for Unravelled magazine, and when there was uproar when he took his bra off in public as a publicity thing. Uh Uuuuh We. we have a request coming through for a a a Dear Deirdre, well frankly I find your facial features disgusting.....Sorry about that that was just another request coming through, from one of my other brothers, Mr Barry. I don't know how hes getting the request to come through when hes outside...you see the kind of household I live in? any way, I think your pretty aswell, which Ben agrees with (at wich point I would say oohh in a speculation way but then I tell him it says on Facebook your in a relationship but he says he knows that) So keep on singing. Could you sing a song I'm writing? It goes (to the tune of Old Macdonald had a farm) "Miss Bloatcheeks said one day, ey ore ey ore oh, Barry cluck clucked there, Ben did a bloat bloat there, cluck cluck, bloat bloat, nostrils enlarging everywhere, Miss bloat cheeks squawwked one day, and Barry and Ben joined in...." Your not going to sing that are you? Ok well I hope you enjoyed this post, and don't get the urge to move Bens feet up and down like I do. Look out for videos and lots more pictures on this website if you have the time.

My Familys Websites!!

Dear Dear Deirdre,
Stop shoving your nostrils on the laptop, I am trying to type!
Anyway, I am reviewing my familys sites and giving you the links so you can check them out.
www.celebratearcades.com My brother Daniel Gibbs website about arcade games!!! It's cool, check it out. On there you can also see the results in Daniel testing out his latest range of duck position rain coats.

www.wix.com/barryvp/ourworld A cool website. I like the waving panda. On it Barry quotes his left nostril as being one of his best features. Well worth a look. Not the nostril, the website.

www.chelseychannel.blogspot.com A site featuring Ingrid, Deirdre and the world according to a 12 year old who judges her brothers facial hair.

www.wix.com/sunshineparis/home My website for my magazine, Chelsey Channel, I'm looking for people to help make it, because I am a child, I would like to do the next issue with other people, I will ask my friends. Also you can see on here what you can send in to the mag and the pages theme is that they are places in the house and my room.

www.pet-lane.socialgo.co.uk Mr Barrys website, a social networking site aimed at pet owners. Includes pet dating.

I do have another website for my jewellery I made, but I am deciding how to carry it on at the moment. I am also making a website for daddys music book. I'll still give you the url so you can come back when theres more on it www.wix.com/thoughtprovokingsong/sforchildren

www.bloggedontv.blogspot.com Bloating Bens website. He has lots of websites, one for each subject. This is the TV one. It's cool. One second we've got a frog loose in our house. Dont ask.

www.sites.google.com/site/annsrainbowbright/ Aaah, here we go, mummys website. A brilliant website with thoughtful topics, interesting, well done, intelligent and thoughtful articles. Cant say the same for the other websites.

www.sites.google.com/site/jamesskingdom/Home My other brother James' (I have a few borthers) website. I'ts really cool, there are profile for all of us aswell. I like the background colours aswell.

I think my other brother Mustard Matthew (another brother) has a website aswell, but I don't know the url, so I'll tell you in another post. Ben, what would you like to say now you sour faced trout? Um...Um...I wonder if um turkey twisselers exist in another dimension. No, because Jamie Oliver thought of that. Ben has a campaign to bring back turkey twisslers, go to the Facebook campaign to see it (someone else made the Facebook one) I have put on some more pictures.