Is There A A.K. Spud Me Here?? Can A A.K. Spud Me Please Report To The Dry Kitchen Area. Thank You.

A.K. Spud Me, you are needed in the Dry Kitchen area, please report to the checkout. Respect. Yes, this is a introduction to the security guard in a certain famous supermarket chain where my brother Daniel "I've Got A Bone To Pick With You-And It's Not About Your Wooden Acting Or Lip Syncing Gibbs works. Wow, no wonder the shop only calls him by his first and last name over the tannoy. "Daniel Gibbs you are needed at the checkout to insult a celebrity who has had botox/plastic surgery/has presented a TV show on ITV/ thinks they can not act very well/sing very well/present very well/ mimes to songs/is a one hit wonder/is not a fan of/has not sung with/ dislikes the BeeGees. I repeat Daniel Gibbs you are needed to the-" STOP! Don't repeat it tannoy lady, it will take you half an hour. "checkout. Thank you." Anyway, moving on, Daniel often sees Mr Spud Me at work. He even said that if I see A.K. Spud Me when I go shopping I can chat to him. I think he is hiding from me. I haven't seen him in the shop! well I hope I do soon. Some days stay goooooollllld forever! Oops, don't think I should be singing The Wanted song. Daniel might make a snide remark about boy bands. Oh, please go to www.celebratearcades.com , my brother The Bee Gee Superfan's website, for news, updates and polls on arcade and video games. Enjoy! *points are racking up* Yep, Daniel keeps track of how many points I gain, until I have enough to redeem for Bee Gee related merchandise. So points are usually earnt by giving honest compliments to the famous, wonderful, fantastical singers/entertainers/song writers/people/ band that is the Bee Gees, though I'm sure plugging Danny's website  will get me in his good books. Speaking of getting in peoples good books, Barry dosen't do any favours when he starts comparing celebs. Barry: Oh look it's Donny Osmondo, or should I say, Stefan Dennis. Mum: What!!! Erm, Stefan has a few more wrinkles than Donny, I don't see the likeness. Barry: Hehe, that one from Brotherhood Of Man looks like a Bee Gee. Daniel: *dosen't say anything* (which says everything) Me: Oh dear... Barry: The Bee Gees are like, in their 70's! Or 80's! Me: Don't say that!! They are much younger!! Retract that comment before Daniel hears! Daniel: *carries on typing on his iMac* No wonder Barry is into his minuses on his points. I've just realised, where have the people who make snide comments on my blog go to?? "oh oops, we were just making some calls, arranging piano tuning" Oh I see, carry on. "We already are." Hmm. "Uh, hello mate, just, uh calling for your, er half yearly piano fixing, what time can I come round?? Tuesday ok? Yeah? Oh, this is Dave's missus? Alright then love, we'll go round Tuesday in the morning to fix Dave's grand one. Alright, see ya." Contrast to my dads piano tuning calls. Dad: They are not taking my customers. It's ok, they won't. *Daniel watches TV show about boy band Blue performing for Eurovision* Daniel: Phh! They haven't been going for ten years. Huh! They sound the same as other bands. Hmmm, they need to put effort in their song more. Well, they are all set to come last! *Blue members run up to Robin Gibb and hug him* Daniel: Vote for Blue.

Justin Bieber Shaking His Maracas...And Other Things

You know how it goes...*Chelsey goes to Youtube* Then: "I just need somebody to loooooveee, I don't need too much, just, just somebody to loveee-" Barry: Chelsey, are you watching Justin Bieber shaking his maracas? Chelsey: Nooo *closes Youtube* I was just uuhh checking to see if his hair is still full. You know, cos fans wouldn't like it if he didn't have a  full head of hair. Let me check...yep, hairs full! Barry: No, I caught you watching him shake his maracas!! Chelsey: Nooo.
I was just interested! I was just seeing what his music was like! I don't know where Barry got this "maracas" thing from. Of course there is no shame in being a Bieber fan! So now that I've got that out of the way, lets move on to other news. The Bee Gees have moved their fly tipping to Florida and even Switzerland and set up a Tip-The-Fly booth. Now, lets give you the gossip on people who my mum has also given birth to...
Bazza Banter:
His middle name is now "Moltres Ninja"
He once chewed on some wood
He gives our rabbit Eevee swimming lessons. In the air.
Vegeta (Dragon Ball and DBZ) doesn't feature on his Dragon Ball
t-shirt because there is not enough room to show his ego.

Being Ben:
His middle name is now "Look At Eevee's Tail! Hehe Look It's Moving"
He is on Twitter! Follow him @stuwieben Actually, he has been on Twitter
for a while, I just forgot to mention it.
He pronounces Karen as "Keiran"
He gets a bit uncomfortable when I gently scratch at his hand

Oh! And other news, Daniel is thinking about joining Twitter!!! It is so exciting!
He told me yesterday on Facebook. I was chatting to him on there even though
he was in the same room. What has technology done to us.
Uhh, I would subscribe to your personality, but I wouldn't be getting my money's worth. Oh! Who said that! Oh great, people took it seriously and are now scratching at their carpets and saying "Uuh, I would subscribe to your jokes, but I wouldnt be getting my moneys worth" You are clever clogs, arn't you, my readers. I'm not being sarcastic, you are clever clogs!! "I'm not short, I'm fun sized!" I read this quote online. I thought it was cool. "When your face is a trending topic on Twitter, you know it's going the same way as Myspace" Joke, joke. People still use Myspace! So soon I am gonna go round a couple of friends houses. Yay! Ok, Ben is gonna start talking now! Straw Ok then... Ok this is Ben, you know him, I have mentioned him a lot. What do you say to my invisible readers, Ben? They are not invisible. I mean, I don't have readers. Oh apart from that nice pen pal of Bazzas. You have lots of readers, think how many you've got on the internet. Use Google Analytics. Have you used that? No I haven't. I don't want to talk about it! No one has commented! Why don't they comment *hint hint* Can we change the subject? What do you wanna talk about? Straw. Nooeally. Dick Strawbridges Moustache. Nooeally. Nooeally. What's Nooeally? It's a typo. I meant to put Not really. Ok then. *yawns* Is that a metaphore for my blog? Oooohhh no. Just a coincidence. So what girl celeb do you like at the moment? In what way? Lots of ways, talent i.e singer, actress. Or looks. Or fashion sense. Oooh speculation. So which one then? I pick...um..ok then, Jennifer Metcalfe. Ohhh!! Ooohh she's a type of cow. No I don't mean it like that! Calfe is in her name, you know, cow, calfe. Shes certainly not a cow. Oooh!
Ok thank you Ben for that enlightening interview for my blog. What do you say now? I'm just putting the coslaw in the fridge. That's nice. If Jennifer Metcalfe is reading this, what would you like to say? Hello. I am just holding a tortilla wrap. Ok then...
"Uhhh, hello, this is Andrew Stuart reporting for your, uuuh, 6 monthly piano tuning is do. Uh, yes? Hahahaha!
Uh, yes, thats right. So are you available for uh, Tuesday? Is Tuesday good for you...Uh, what time? I know you have to be up early for- 11 am, yes I should be able to do that. Just check my diary...Yes, yes thats a good time, I should be on my way to hornchurch at around 10 so I can, uuh, stop by on the way. Hahahaha!
So, how are you Mrs B.L.T. ? Your, your well are you? Oh, oh well thats good then, yeah. Well I will see you then! Uh yes, uh take care, bye!! Yeah, buh bye! That was my dad. He used to be part of Stuart & Hoggins. Now he is part of Jolly Services & Co. Naturally.