Is There A A.K. Spud Me Here?? Can A A.K. Spud Me Please Report To The Dry Kitchen Area. Thank You.

A.K. Spud Me, you are needed in the Dry Kitchen area, please report to the checkout. Respect. Yes, this is a introduction to the security guard in a certain famous supermarket chain where my brother Daniel "I've Got A Bone To Pick With You-And It's Not About Your Wooden Acting Or Lip Syncing Gibbs works. Wow, no wonder the shop only calls him by his first and last name over the tannoy. "Daniel Gibbs you are needed at the checkout to insult a celebrity who has had botox/plastic surgery/has presented a TV show on ITV/ thinks they can not act very well/sing very well/present very well/ mimes to songs/is a one hit wonder/is not a fan of/has not sung with/ dislikes the BeeGees. I repeat Daniel Gibbs you are needed to the-" STOP! Don't repeat it tannoy lady, it will take you half an hour. "checkout. Thank you." Anyway, moving on, Daniel often sees Mr Spud Me at work. He even said that if I see A.K. Spud Me when I go shopping I can chat to him. I think he is hiding from me. I haven't seen him in the shop! well I hope I do soon. Some days stay goooooollllld forever! Oops, don't think I should be singing The Wanted song. Daniel might make a snide remark about boy bands. Oh, please go to www.celebratearcades.com , my brother The Bee Gee Superfan's website, for news, updates and polls on arcade and video games. Enjoy! *points are racking up* Yep, Daniel keeps track of how many points I gain, until I have enough to redeem for Bee Gee related merchandise. So points are usually earnt by giving honest compliments to the famous, wonderful, fantastical singers/entertainers/song writers/people/ band that is the Bee Gees, though I'm sure plugging Danny's website  will get me in his good books. Speaking of getting in peoples good books, Barry dosen't do any favours when he starts comparing celebs. Barry: Oh look it's Donny Osmondo, or should I say, Stefan Dennis. Mum: What!!! Erm, Stefan has a few more wrinkles than Donny, I don't see the likeness. Barry: Hehe, that one from Brotherhood Of Man looks like a Bee Gee. Daniel: *dosen't say anything* (which says everything) Me: Oh dear... Barry: The Bee Gees are like, in their 70's! Or 80's! Me: Don't say that!! They are much younger!! Retract that comment before Daniel hears! Daniel: *carries on typing on his iMac* No wonder Barry is into his minuses on his points. I've just realised, where have the people who make snide comments on my blog go to?? "oh oops, we were just making some calls, arranging piano tuning" Oh I see, carry on. "We already are." Hmm. "Uh, hello mate, just, uh calling for your, er half yearly piano fixing, what time can I come round?? Tuesday ok? Yeah? Oh, this is Dave's missus? Alright then love, we'll go round Tuesday in the morning to fix Dave's grand one. Alright, see ya." Contrast to my dads piano tuning calls. Dad: They are not taking my customers. It's ok, they won't. *Daniel watches TV show about boy band Blue performing for Eurovision* Daniel: Phh! They haven't been going for ten years. Huh! They sound the same as other bands. Hmmm, they need to put effort in their song more. Well, they are all set to come last! *Blue members run up to Robin Gibb and hug him* Daniel: Vote for Blue.

I Want To Break Free! I Want To Break Freeeee! And Other Songs

I haven't blogged for a while. Oops. Well I'm sure you've noticed! I'm sure while I haven't been blogging you have been living your life!!! Well that's good for you. Barry on the other hand has been like a mushroom awaiting to be peeled while there has been no blog updates. Ok well I am about to watch Glee. I know what your thinking "*snigger* She is way too immature to watch that!" And you would be right. I am about as mature as MY FROTHER. But I can watch Glee. Anyway how have you been? What's up? You finished your list yet for the "100 Reasons Why We Should Snigger At Chelsey In Public"? Oh I see there are too many reasons to list. Well I have been fine thank you. Very fiiinneee. Why does no one ask how my frother is? How do you think he feels? He dosen't just sit there, with his upturned lips staring at you like something out of those music videos by those singers you have only just discovered that happen to make "unique peices" That is what they would call they're weird videos. Oh it's the next day now. That was strange. OK then... I haven't rode my scooter for a while. I rode it once, on the way to the library. I was like "I want to ride my scooooter, I want to ride my scoot. I want to ride my scoooterr I want to ride my scoot. SCOOOOTER! SCOOOOTER!" and then I fell down, bumped into some people, I heard some sniggering, and I just got back into the car and thought "I am not good at riding my scooter" At laaasssttt my love has come along....my lonely days are, over and LIFE IS LIKE A dreeam. And then A.K.Spud Me who works in Morrisons with my brother comes on and starts rapping to another song. I am, of course, talking about the T-Mobile Airport advert. great ad. Ahhh, A.K.Spud Me. Interesting fellow. Once he built a tunnel from Morrison's to our window and he came in through our window into our bathroom and he was shaving and he got shaving foam on my toothbrush and I was like "eeewww" and it was awquard because I was in the bathroom and he was in the bathroom. And he happened to see me when I was in the middle of my nostrils enlarging as I was doing my victory call. I did that because when I brushed my teeth the toothpaste didn't spill! Result! And that, my friend, is one of life's little wins.