Have A Child Named...Donny Stefan Dennis??!!

Well that's what Barry said I should do. Wait a minute, that means I would have to marry someone with the last name Dennis O_o I wasn't planning on doing that..........

Anyway....

Mum at Tesco:

David Cassidy records and calenders on display.
Mum: *a bit too loudly* THIS IS A DISGRACE!
Mum: *casually rearranges stock so Donny Osmond CD's are at the front*
That's better.

Lady next to mum gives her a weird look :P
Mum: Don't tell me your a David Cassidy fan?
Lady: um, no but, you've covered up the product prices and with all the Bay City Rollers records on the floor,
no one can get down this Aisle.

Mum: I did what had to be done.
*man trips up on the records of former teen idols who mum is NOT a fan of.*

Mum: It was still worth it.


That's how epic mum is!

And I leave you with this:

*shouts from top of stairs*
DONALD CLARK OSMOND!!!

Mum: Chelsey, you know we don't use that kind of language here!!

There's Only One Bazza (And Apparently He Has A Placenta...?)

Oh. I just looked up "placenta" on Google images. That was...interesting. It really does look like a plate O_o
I'm just gonna go...send the images to companies by email :P cos that's how I rolllll.

Type in "planking", "owling" and "worlds best moustache" into Google. And prepared to be entertaineeed :)

This blog post is dedicated to Baaaazzzza. "Donny Osmond looks like a flapjack that's been roasted for too long" Just one of the gems he has said. At first I was so suprised, I had to check in case mum was listening (mum's a big Donny fan) but I think she was out at the time. Oh. Maybe she heard on the CCTV camera! :O

Donald Clark Osmond

If those words are uttered, you are sure to here mum call "IT'S NOT DONALD, IT'S DONNY!!" (today, I almost expected mum to roar...that's how serious it is)
Yeah she prefers him to be called Donny :P

That's why I keep calling him Donald.


Barry says DONALD looks like Stefan Dennis. Mum retorts: I think Stefan has a *few* more wrinkles than Donny!!! look at his forehead!! Donny is very good looking *phh* How could Stefan look like Donny!

Mum was never one to hold back on opinion.

I was wearing my black stiletto boots ;) These boots are made for waaallkinggg...all over youuu!! (Hey, I was singing it to the floor! duh!)
(Marion over the tannoy at Morrisons) Daniel Gibbs you are needed at the Fiesty Cougar counter straight away. I repeat, Daniel Gibbs you are needed at the Fiesty Cougar counter. Thank you.

Daniel: oh great not the cougars again.
is pulled in by vulture like creatures
Dazza: noooo!!! don't let them take me!!! im so young!!!

Marion: They're cougars, that's exactly the point.

Barry Luke Stuart,

may you remain....

A frother, forever.